Man United sign Anderson for £47 million ....

... that bodes well

.... oh but wait .. it's this one ..

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Felipe Anderson's £47m move to Man United confirmed by Lazio president #MUFC

 

Good player, a lot of money though.

 

Ripped off...I signed him for 18mill on FIFA last year.

Another desperate signing.

 

Can he play at left back?

 

Can I tell that joke everyone used to crack when your Sunday league teammate was told he's playing left back?

 

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to let either HIAG or Fosse crack it and think that they'd been incredibly witty?

 

Fine!

 

Lazio issue a statement denying Lotito claimed he has sold Felipe Anderson to #MUFC

 

..I'd play him right back beyond those left back in the changing rooms myself.

 

I was hoping it was Gary.

Or Jimmy.

Both proven winners.

 

Thought they meant Gerry Anderson ... that would F.A.B signing!

I'll get me coat

 

The way LVG's been going I would not be surprised if it was Hans Christian....

 

I'd prefer Gillian. Not sure if I'd pay £47mill, but I certainly wouldn't say no!...

 

Ah, come on, Stan! Be fair. I write about 90% of my own material.

For example, who on Earth else could have come up with my (now legendary) "masturbating monkey" jibe?

Plus, those little play-lets that I often come up with are excruciatingly funny, and all of my own invention.

I am a comic legend, and you know it, Stan! I am the David Brent of this board.

 

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