Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

#beinganastytwat

 

I sense a #classic on it's way

 

Classique ffs

 

We're all on the edges of our seats

 

I'd make a mess if I were on the edge mate

 

I know it's only da cheeze but you could show some respect by not ****ting on the seat and doing it on the floor instead

 

question:

has anyone ever **** in a corner in the cheese?

 

Maybe it's a round building?

 

I don't even think they'd bother heading for the corner mate, they'd just drop it at the bar.

 

Saturday

My BS mate arranged to come round to put 2 programmes on my lap top. One for sport and one for films. The unit was going out to the lesbians, so we would have the house to ourselves.

I went to the Cheese at midday. There was a minibus organised to go to Haydock races. 16 were on it, including Denice. So the pub was pretty quiet, I ended up staying until half four, then went home for a kip. The BS arrived at about 7 pm and first he cleaned the computer and then put the programmes on. Vic had gone by this time. He then said "Look what I've got" and produced two Es from his pocket. That is something I've never had before, so I didn't know what to expect!

First we watched 'Stop Making Sense 'by Talking Heads. We'd taken half a tablet firstly. It didn't seem to be working, so we both took the other half. By the ****, when it started, it was heavy at first, but I got through the initial rush and was fine the other side. We then listened to a load of music - which sounded particularly excellent. He then made a call and went to pick up a bag of coke. Obvious;y we were also smoking weed and drinking throughout. We then watched 'The Dukes of September' which is a live concert featuring Donald Fagen, Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs. What a ****ing gig that is! Finally, he wanted to watch the first half hour of Clockwork Orange. That was pretty ****ing weird under the circumstances. He eventually went at 4 am and I went to bed, utterly ****ed. A great night, but I won't be doing that stuff again in a hurry

 

Not as far as I'm aware, but a woman known as the pisser and ****ter (for obvious reasons) has done both in her kecks whist in the Cheese.

 

If I ever need to employ an alcohol filled, drug riddled employment agency employee to find me staff at least I know where to go!

 

#realproblems

 

So 2 E's, plus ale, plus green, plus lemo.....

#classic night in that mate.

#gay

 

Gay? The BS is hard as ****ing nails and is a top blagger

 

All that gear and no clunge?

#waste

 

Nah. It's nice to do without the ****ers now and again.

 

You need to be careful dropping E's and lemo at your age pops.

Saturday night should be a takeaway, 2 cans of Aldi lager and The Voice at your age ffs.

 

So RHC you are blaming the e tab you took, one half then t'other for the total mess you ended up in.... not the rest of the stuff no?

here i was thinking you'd nailed the twat i nthe grange or something good.

 

Anyone else really disappointed in RHC?