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Match Day Thread THE MIGHTY TOON THREAD OF MAN TEARS AND VICTORY. also chelsea.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 10, 2016.

  1. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    I am imagining ****
     
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  2. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Seems kinda obvious - we're trying to win Premier League matches with a mid-level Championship defence.
     
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  3. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    If Newcastle can hang on with this 3-0 scoreline until the 24th minute then this means that they've turned the game around and have slowed down Chelsea's score-rate.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Well if Sunderland can clap and cheer a *****, we can at least do the same for the conmen pretending to be footy players...
     
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  5. Aal reet , lads, divvent worry. Ahm heor te taak , in case any of yous begin te feel a little bit suicidal, leik . I've even lorn'd hoo te speak yer language, cos Ah knaa tha when yee lads get emotional yee dee hev a tendency te become incomprehensible te normal fowk.

    Remember, it's just a game. There are fowk fowk whee love yee ; they are the ones tha are important, not this silly game. Remember tha , lads.

    Ahm a marra, leik.
     
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  6. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Multiply by 10 and add in more **** <ok>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Wrong board HIAG. It's the Mackems that love you bro! Plus me of course :)
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    McClaren ****
     
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    Brace yourself lads. Chelsea are due a goal about now
     
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  10. Gordonthetoony

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    How on earth could McLaren not see we needed defenders in the summer and December. The man has confirmed he is a moron and looks like Taylor/Colo back to their normal crap.
     
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  11. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    I'm due another triple gin right now too...
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

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    It's like we've deliberately set about to lose by enough goals to get back in the bottom 3. Disgraceful, but we'll get Macca back out saying "we have to be better". I'm cautious about knee jerk - but can anyone at the club say they feel this is acceptable after spending that kind of money?
     
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  13. Washysafc

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    I am starting to think he is on our pay roll. Spend £100m play them out of position get them disorganised destroy their confidence.

    Result relegation and no money left Fat Mike can't sell and your stuck with him. Perfect plan by Short!
     
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  14. ValleyGraduate12

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    How's agent Jonjo playing? :bandit:
     
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  15. Thank yee , Chippy, leik .

    Yee knaa me, Ahm not one te tyek the piss, am Ah ? Ah wear me heart on me sleeve an Ah syah it as it is. Ah knaa you're hortin an Ah feel yer pain. Ahm a proper shoulder te bubble on, me marra .
     
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  16. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    like the red haired bastard love child of Mclaren and Carver .... its almost glorious in its ****eness
     
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  17. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Cricket score and that smoggie **** better get the boot.
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I think you underestimate how incompetent he is. If Steve was getting paid by Sunderland to **** things up, we'd be top <laugh>
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I'm never going to get to post my super accurate, stat laden match day threads ever again <wah><wah><wah>
     
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  20. Deleted #

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    Chelsea are behind the run rate now <grr>
     
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