arsenal fans are gay

Oh no he isn't

 

Dan, mate...Christmas is over. Sorry to be the bearer of sad tidings.

 

You're more akin to The Office than box office old bean

 

Tickets now available to see HIAG's one 'man' show ....

 

Superb screwing of another "like" out of Pixie, there, Tobes!


You're on a roll tonight, mate.

 

#likemeltdown

 

#facepalmmeltdown

 

One does not chase 'likes' old boy, that would be rather crass

One merely calls it as one sees it

 

I can see you're going for another Pixie "like!" You're raping that poor boy, tonight!

 

#likemeltdown

 

If anyone is being 'gaped' here, I'm afraid it's you me old mucker.

Must be reminiscent of when Rupert lifted your shirt tails........

 

You really do think I went to public school, don't you!

 

Surprisingly...No.

Same as I don't think you went to Cambridge, Harvard or any other of the figments of your imagination that manifest themselves in your online persona.

Chin, chin

 

The Cambridge University statement is true, I did get my degree from one of its older colleges (I'd rather keep its identity a secret).

Don't know where the Harvard "professor" thing came from - it wasn't from me. I did visit there, however, on a University exchange trip.

I do play electric guitar in a gigging rock band, and am considered to be extremely proficient at it. I am fairly knowledgeable with music theory, and I do use that in my playing. My band is playing a new venue tonight, in fact.

I don't really work in a burger joint.

I live fairly comfortably, and we do have a holiday home that is fairly remote, on the coast.

 

chelsea & rangers through and through you corpse mugger

 

Queens Park Rangers & Chelsea - aren't they rivals?

 

Corpse mugger? Is this an ancient Scottish custom?

 

they may well be @Tobes but i never mentioned QPR

 

yes.