Fans version. Your selections welcome, bet you can't beat...... Armand Traore Nationality: foreign. 0 Position: horizontal 0 Favourite injury: mild but debilitating ache. 0 Strength: Unknown 0 Consistency:Games per season. 18 Special power: invisibility 100
Sebastian Polter Nationality: German 100 Size: Big 100 Demeanour: Friendly 100 Favourite injury: nail through head 100 Skills: irrelevant 100 Special power: corn dolly wicker man type stuff 100
Rob Green Nationality: Ingerlandish - 100 Size: Fat Free - 25 Demeanour: Defeated, rabbit in headlights - 0 Skills: Kicking into touch, dodgeball - 0 Special Powers: Contract negotiations, goalkeeper impressions - 1,000
Shaun Wright-Phillips please log in to view this image Nationality - United Kingdom of England Position - Bench Pounds to Goals Ratio - £12,480,000 Strengths - He Can Impersonate Norman Wisdom On The Pitch Skills - He can wrap his whole head with his bottom lip.
Samba Diakite Country of origin: Unknown Age: Unknown Abilities: Unknown Favourite band: Simply Red Punctuality/Preferred relaxation: Early/Bath Sexual orientation/Favourite Colour: Straight/Red Favourite coin/Favourite fish: Cent/Orfe