Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I think Leopards are fairly good swimmers, maybe that's why?

Or like Gez says, maybe he just can't swim

 

They'd not be able to bite your head off if they were using all 4 legs to stay afloat though mate.....

Not being able to swim. Is that because he's ethnic? Racists.

 

Black skin is heavier. True #racism

 

True

 

Pretty sure they can swim... And probably quicker than us? I'd take my chances on land, at least can't drown that way...

 

FFS

You'd taken your chance on land? Rather than hopping into the pool?

Rip.

 

If im going to die is rather curl up in a ball on land then try swimming and potentially drowning!

 

Well I wouldn't want to drown, but I'd rather jump in the pool as it'll give you more of a chance to survive!

 

Id punch it in the face

#hard

 

Would love to see its reaction

#dead

 

Anyone know what saint's up to? I haven't seen him for a while.

 

thought that myself earlier today. did he say he was going away for a few days or did I imagine it?

 

He did the last time, but don't remember anything this time.

 

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what are you, a ****ing zookeeper ?!

 

Nope, but I got it slightly wrong, it's Jaguars that have the strongest bite force out of all all the big cats, not leopards.

Still wouldn't wanna come up against one though

 

I'd only punch it in the stomach not the face then

 

Sure, go for it

#onedeadIBWTcomingup

 

Got that Panasonic camera I was on about today, 10% off with a half price high speed memory card, coulda got it cheaper online but couldn't be arsed waiting