Utd hold talks with Mourinho

Oh yes he would !

(is it still Panto season ?)

 

Perhaps he meant #theunitedway is to use a boot's studs rather than your own hands

 

Yep, just following in the great tradition of eye gouging Utd managers

 

The current betting favours Allegri, swiftly followed by Conte, with Pellegrini further down the list.
That should complete the season for them.