In the Marmalade Forest (forest) Between the make-believe trees In a cottage cheese cottage ? lives Andy (Andy) Andy (Andy) Andy the Sexist dragon Part 6: and so, all of the villagers chased Andy the Sexist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Andy began to cry dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into jellybeans! Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian Girl from the day before. Andy: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Andy quite Sexistly) Girl: No Andy, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured. (laughed the Girl) Why are you crying so? Andy: I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it's because I'm so Sexist. Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty. Girl: No Andy, it's not because of your sexism that they chased you here. They chased me here too after I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like you and I, because, well because we're different to them. And that made Andy cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all the colours of the rainbow! And suddenly, he wasn't Sexist anymore. So they sat in the cave (the cave!) And ate bubblegum pie YUM! Andy The Sexist.... Well, not anymore! Draaaaaaagonnnn (some embellishment from the Flight of the Conchords Original)...
Can't take much credit - I changed about 3 words. Look for Albi the Racist Dragon on youtube. It's even more beautiful.
