Off Topic True story

PESKIE and HAIG are in a car park trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger after PESKIE accidentally left the keys on the seat. " I can't seem to get the door open," says PESKIE. "Well you better hurry up," says HAIG. "It's starting to rain and the roofs down!"


This is a true story, Bodank told it me

 

HRH was on a recent edition of The Antiques Roadshow, and he took along with him a family heirloom, being a stuffed dog. The expert looked it over with some degree of excitement.

"Incredible!" he enthused. "This work was carried out by the famous Smithson Brothers, taxidermists operating around Salford at the end of the 19th Century!"

"Right," said HRH, looking a bit lost. "Is that good?"

"Good?" cried the expert. "Do you have any idea what this would fetch if it was in better condition?"

HRH shrugged his shoulders.

"Sticks?" he offered.

 

HIAG is in Simply Red and has a law degree #truestory

 

There are 9,000,000 bicycles in Beijing. There were 12,000,000, but then Ryanair started direct flights from Liverpool to Beijing.

 

That's good Shame you plagiarised it though, you unoriginal cheapskate.

 

Did he edit 'HRH' into it I wonder?

 

Editgate IX - 'Return of the Rip-off'

 

Not as good as my 50 Shades of HAIG story.