I like travelling round the Greek islands. Each one has a different character, the scenery's great and there's bags of history. The only drawback is the instruction from your rep not flush toilet paper down the bog. Apparently the pipes are very thin and easily blocked. I get round this by flushing after every 4 wipes and finishing the job in the shower (if there's no bidet).
Same with most places down there. Turkey and Egypt are the same. Worst experience was taking a **** in a public toilet in Cairo. cubilcle, handles on the wall and a hole in the floor.
the Thais have a wee hose gun by the toilet. It's so much better than just bog roll. They have bog roll aswell for drying your hoop after you hose it clean. feels good aswell <barrowman>
My mate and his missue went to Egypt and just before they went on a camel ride she asked the guide where the toliet was. He pointed towards the dessert. She went off, couldn't find anything and went up and asked again. He said "Dear lady - this is the Sahara - it is your toilet" They haven't gone back again.......
Aye, i've experienced the hose next to the bogs aswell in Egypt. Chippy, did your mates missus expect heated toilet seats and triple quilted toilet paper in the middle of the desert. I loved going across part of the sahara, kick the sand about to scare away snakes and scorpians, dig a hole, squat, sing whilst ****ting to keep the snakes away then bury it like a dog.
