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  1. originallambrettaman

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    The German attacker seems destined to be in search of a new club, after he did something incredibly stupid on a club trip to Turkey over the weekend.

    According to a report first printed in Bild, Proschwitz pulled down his trousers in Turkey on Saturday night to flash his privates at a female employee.

    Proschwitz was reportedly exposed for 20 seconds.

    The striker was also claimed to be drunk at the time.

    The incident happened shortly after midnight in the team’s five-star hotel.

    Proschwitz has since been expelled from the camp, while it seems that his future at the club is over. Paderborn president Wilfried Finke has said:

    Nick Proschwitz doesn’t belong to our squad anymore. I looked into the issue and have taken the necessary action.

    A player who reveals himself in front of a woman in a foreign country will not be tolerated by us.

    Proschwitz has tried to defend himself saying:

    I didn’t have any underpants on under my jogging trousers. One of the lads pulled my trousers down – but that was only for a second or so.

    As for the unannmed female employee, she has also defended the footballer:

    At no point was I sexually harassed.

    The only thing that has harassed me is the false media reports.

    We barely noticed the fact that a player came into the room, pulled his trousers down and then immediately left.

    http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/s...to-a-female-club-employee-in-a-bar-in-turkey/

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  2. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    What a cock <laugh>
     
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  3. Steven Toast

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    Did she see his strikers arsehole?
     
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  4. ElTigre

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    One of the lads pulled my trousers down – but that was only for a second or so.

    It was all over in a flash milord.
     
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    "We barely noticed" <laugh>
     
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  6. GLP

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    Who the **** wears joggers without pants? Destined for a mishap. It seems his stock and his cock has fallen, even at Paderborn.
     
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    Sounds like Wilfried Finke wanted any excuse to get shut!
     
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  8. Ernie Shackleton

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    A player who reveals himself in front of a woman in a foreign country will not be tolerated by us.

    Why have I got an image of Dirty Nick dressed as the Hooded Claw trying to do the nasty with Penelope Pitstop?

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    And why is it only exposure abroad that won't be tolerated?

    Whipping out your bratwurst in the Fatherland is just an expression of that crazy Germanic humour, kein Zweifel.
     
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  9. Edelman

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    Ha ha excellent
    That takes me back ti my schooldays
    The hooded claws voice was great
     
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  10. Tuckin

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    Blink and you'll miss it - so Cardiff all over again, then...
     
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  11. incredihull

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    Maybe he should be renamed Dick Proschwitz
     
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  12. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

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    This reminds me of that incident with the Danish Everton player, can't remember his name but he was celebrated for dangling his cock and balls over some players face I remember- Graveson thats him
     
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  13. tigerscanada

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    That was his Danish teammate Tofting - what do you expect from a couple of Danish Hell's Angels ? Couple of nutters they were.
     
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    Classic German sense of humour
     
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  15. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

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    Yep thats right, cheers! Proper nut cases!
     
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  16. tigerscanada

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    Ref should give a drop ball for this offence.
     
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    After recent events, I wondered willy ever get another chance? After all we never even got a flash of his prowess? I just hope that this sort of exposure is not repeated. It wood be a shame and hard on him?
     
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