This is stretching it a bit but how about Geno by Dexys Midnight Runners? It is about Geno Washington.
He came from the Posh Bought with Charlies dosh Ohhhhhhhhhhh Washington Yeah I thought it was **** too
Coooonnnnor Washington he can score goals all the tiiiiiiiime .....conor Washington our number nine........to the choon of conors dad Grover's ' just the two of us'
How bout to the choon off 'Mrs Robinson'.......and here's to you conor Washington rangers love you more than you will know ooooh ooooh oooh