The daughter's been at her mates for tea, she's just come home. She only made an Apple n Raspberry Crumble in Cookery for me. Oh yes. And no you cant have sweet potato in a Cottage Pie, what were you thinking Tom.
My new blog, first an introduction. I don't have any friends, will you be my friends? I'll make things up & try to be interesting. I'm not funny but I am lonely. People think I'm boring, I am but that doesn't mean I shouldn't get the attention I crave. Please talk to me, I'll tell you all about imaginary lady friends & how they gave me imaginary dirty diseases. Is this place for football? That's good, I can make up a pretend brother who knows about football. He does, he really does. I support different teams & like others to think I go to games, it makes me look popular, but I'm not. My dolls are my friends we talk about things & tell each other our secrets about internet dates & being active with other grown ups. Gosh I'm funny, please notice me. If you think it'll make you laugh I can make innuendo jokes about my lawn & it getting a trim. Oh I'm giggling to myself, are you giggling too? I'm not allowed to drive because of my condition, I have multiple personalities & the wrong one kept turning up for the test so they banned me forever but I do have make-believe cars that I dram I can afford with my disability allowance. My helper cooks my tea. I like fish fingers & happy faces with spaghetti hoops. If there's something on here on the other threads I can make up fictitious accounts of similar interests like cycling. I have two cycles. I'm safe on one & are allowed on the park all on my own.. Three wheels are better than two. Yesterday I smashed my PB for doing a circuit around the swings, slide & rocking horse. The other I fall off & bang my head when they take the side wheels off. Why do they take them off? Don't they like me? Do they want me to get brain damage? Please notice me, it's good for my ego. I grow tomatoes in my garden at my foster parents. What do they look like when they're ready? I've never been kept long enough in the same place to see them ready. They want to keep me but I have to move on because they say I'm too clever for them & at 47 I should be living independently or something like that. I'll ask my pretend brother what it means later when I go to bed. Stick around with me, I'm engaging & captivating.
Either But ice cream is a cheeky treat that I like when I am feeling continental. It compliments the warm fruit. Custard if it's cold out and proper fodder is the order of the day.
Rustic artisan's pottage with a mixed root vegetable crust, brushed with a parmesan glaze. £15 a portion. You unsophisticates are missing a trick.
Sainsbury's "Taste the Difference" Yellowfin Tuna, Lime & Coriander Fishcakes for me. No dessert, I'm not greedy & it's a Wednesday FFS. No photography class tonight, Steve's poorly & can't make it. #PrayForSteve
