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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

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    Yes its like corrie on here, we need more smut and crime on here.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In ****ing spades <ok>
     
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  3. saintKlopp

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    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Classique <doh>
     
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  5. saintKlopp

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    Précisément.

    If it's just about some Johnny Foreigner coming in for a pint, talking funny and getting the wrong change, I won't be amused.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

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    Has to be a major blow out or the dog bit denis or denis got his tits out.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    All will be revealed. Patience is a virtue.
     
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  8. Nozzer

    Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    You tease!
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You're not going to post your dick pics again are you?
     
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  10. This seemed like the post appropriate place to post this...

    We've had a problem family on our street for the last ten months. You name it, they did it. Theft (some of you may recall the inside of my car being robbed), drugs, dealing (doing their deals in front of kids in broad daylight), hoarding, none compliant vehicles, even a ****ing caravan with holes in parked on the street. They never paid a penny of rent either, they got the house via a sub-contract <doh> The rest of the street (including the owners) have strived to get them off the street. They were finally evicted on Friday. I was invited around to a neighbours house Friday night so me, the mrs (nm) and kids went over to find the rest of the street already there. House party in full motion <diva>

    I was there for two and a half hours and managed to sup eleven cans :) Felt a bit rough Saturday morning like <laugh>
     
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  11. saintKlopp

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    That much Tizer's bound to be bad for you.

    #classic
    #****alltodowiththecheese
     
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  12. I don't like attention so didn't want to make a new thread about it ;)

    #allaboutgerrez
     
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  13. saintKlopp

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    Where's the update?
    Have we signed Robben?
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Right. As you know, I've been off since Thursday with a cold so I haven't been on here. I have been in and out of the Cheese, purely for medicinal reasons <whistle>

    1. Last Friday. Nick (Fiona's hubby) was in there. When I arrived, he was supping bottles of Carlsberg. However, he then gravitated to his weapon of choice - large JD and coke. He drank at least four of those while I was there. I then left. When I returned for some evening medication, I was told that Nick had been pulled at the garage opposite the Cheese in his Subaru, which had been parked outside.

    He'd been told by several people not to drive, but did so anyway. I learnt from someone a little later that they had seen 3 police cars in close proximity parked up. There seems little doubt that he was grassed up. The most likely candidate is Cebo, who hasn't been seen in there for about two years. He walked in, looked around and walked out again.

    I reckon he may well do time with that much alcohol in him. That could well push him over the edge of the precipice he was already teetering on.

    2. Saturday. Largely normal during the afternoon session. I'd taken my usual couple of joints along and smoked them with Nick. He then acquired some charlie and forced me to have some, purely to clear my blocked up nose. I left a little later and was somewhat unstable on the way home, but managed it intact. I decided against going back out in the evening, even though it was Baccy Dave and Barbara's first anniversary and Barb's wedding.

    At about 9 pm, the front door opened and in walked a stream of coppers together with their pet dog. Apparently, there were about fifteen of them. The dog went straight to Nick, who got searched in the bog but had utilised all his coke. The dog was shown around the pub and parked it's arse under a coat that was hanging up, staring up at it lovingly. It was Aitch's coat ( a ****ing annoying manc). He was searched, as was his coat and his baccy tin was found to contain a doob. This was confiscated and he was let off with a caution. On any other night in there, the pigs would have had a field day.

    Later that night, there was a snowball fight outside ( we had over an inch), but it descended into a brawl involving about 12 people, including some women. The police arrived again and everything calmed down without any arrexts being made.

    3. Sunday.I went as usual for a few early ones before walking up to the Grange for the game. The usual suspects were already encamped there. Three Liverpool supporters including me and about 15 mancs. They'd arranged the tables so that they were in a line right across the telly room. One of the topics of discussion was the previous evening's raid. Nick and Aitch were describing it )Nick's one of us). I asked him what sort of dog it was and his reply was "One of those black and white ones", which caused the whole room to erupt into laughter <laugh>

    About 20 minutes later, some playful shoving between Danny and Cookie (manc and Red respectively) degenerated into a full on scrap. A load of glasses got smashed and the two brawlers careened out of the telly room, bouncing off walls all the way to the main lounge. They later returned the best of friends and Eric the manager just came in to clear the broken glass up We then watched Liverpool have robbery with violence inflicted on them by the jammy manc twats.

    That is all.... for now. .
     
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  15. Nozzer

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    Good build-up, flat conclusion. No nudity. 6/10.

    Are Barb and Barbara different people or was she getting married again on her first anniversary?

    And how does a snowball fight turn into a 12-person-brawl?!?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fussy ****ing twat. Denice had her tits out several times on Saturday might and Sunday afternoon, but that's standard now.
     
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    Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Ah well, in that case 7/10.

    So you're on good terms with Nick even though you openly covet his wife's arse?
     
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  18. 1. won't be prison if first offence. My brother had had a **** load more than that, he got banned for two years.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

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    the snowball fight....

    someone always puts a stone or two into their snowball.

    There sure was a lot of cops... was this more "the bill" than "coronation street" then?

    violence and drugs.... bit of flashing....
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

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    first offense sounds the pertinent term... it sounds like fiona's arse has had many offenses in the past.
     
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