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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, Jan 17, 2016.

  1. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    You should manage 3/4 of a packet then give them to your lass when she has a mardy on.<ok>
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

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    I had mine taken away when I was in my early 30's and it was an experience that I would like to forget!!<wah><yikes>:emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Read the title properly, it's foreskins mate, not virginity.
     
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  4. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Bit of a RAW point like? <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    It was bloody sore for weeks and the stitches were a nightmare especially when things got hard if the naas what I mean..
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Raws a snip of the old block.
     
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  7. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    How long did it tack before you were able to get your hole again?
    (There's 2 puns in that sentence.) <laugh>
     
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  8. The Outlaw

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    Unclean buggers

    We have none of that over here. Polished and clean
     
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  9. bonnybobbypark

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    Gotta have a hood.

    How else would we get parmesan cheese?

    x
     
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  10. bonnybobbypark

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    BTW
    Don't know how many Polo Mints I can fit there,,,,,,

    But there has been plenty of holes.

    x
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

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    It was about a month if my memory serves me correctly....Mind I wouldn't have minded keeping some of the swelling...<laugh>
     
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  12. MrMoonMan

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    I think you're all a bunch of foreskins to be honest!
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    No skin off my nose marra..
     
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  14. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I have not received any top-slicing relief, as we tax professionals might say...
     
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  15. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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  16. Billy Death

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    I'm toying with the idea with getting mine lopped off.
    Might be fun to just have a pollis's hemlet.
     
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  17. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Have you read Raw's comments? <laugh> Fair play fella but sounds like needless hell. <laugh>
     
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  18. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Aye you're probably right Brian.
    At age almost 50 it's the wrong time.
    I just get bored at times you know.
    Sometimes I wish I had a clitoris so I could fiddle with it.
     
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  19. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    If men could swap genders with women we'd never leave our beds <laugh>
     
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  20. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Indeed. I want to be a lesbian.
     
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