Match Day Thread Liverpool v Man Utd

I'd take 4-0 and Van Gaal not sacked

 

it's because they fell asleep reading your signature

 

i'd take a bore 0-0.

injury hit still and our defence is shambolic

 

I'd take Joe Allen's massive co.. 2-0 will do fine.

 

#blamebiscan

 

Interesting......

 

nope it is definitely your sig therefore your fault
it's a poor show when you try to shift the blame from yourself to such an fine upstanding citizen as the widely respected Mr biscan
PS are you sure you tried turning it off unplugging it then 10 seconds later plugging it back in again - always worked for me

 

#readtherules of the secret Santa thread. #blamebiscan

 

Summery?*


*sic

 

More wintery at the moment mate, half inch of snow here

 

Half an inch?
Bugger- that'll bring everything to a standstill.

 

Heard on the radio last week that trains had stopped because the sun was at a bad angle

 

I saw that on the telly.
Can't even trust the sun, moving around like that.

 

Global warming/climate change mate

 

I was trying to get on them trains as well! First it was a landslide and then same day the sun was too low and glaring

 

Did you just lay down to measure it?

 

More than 2.5 goals before HT today. Stands to get me about £90 if it happens

 

In that case I hope the HT score is Liverpool 2 Mancs 0.5

 

I'd be happy with 6-0 to us tbh

 

Eh?

Ffs Billy 3-0 to lfc.

#fanboyisback