Now Alex these are your ears and you now what Mr Cortese said. Any more nonsense and he will chop them off and send them to your dad in an envelope.
It says A for Alex, A for almost and P for premiership material, but would benefit more from staying with the Saints!
Never mind son, we all get booed now and then.....i'll get Nicola to read you a story and give you some cookies after the game!
Fonte - I'm just going to cover your ears because Adam's about to tel me about the bird he brought home last night!
I know it hurts Alex but i am sure Arsene will come back in for you after all you are still quite wet behind the ears
Along the same lines.....Jose to Chambo.."If Don Cortese kisses you on the face like this, you better go further than Arsenal, I suggest the Brazilian rain forest!"