On Tuesday Man Utd roll into town out of form and a shadow of their former selves to collect a much needed 3 point pick me up. You don't need to be MC hammer to tell it's Hammer Time....... please log in to view this image Prediction..... 0-4.
I hope we get toused and McClaren effs off. Paving a return for our Saviour to return.. Thats right folks You thought he would never come back for a third time... buttt Here he is.... Mr Joe Kinnear
To be fair, Man Utd are a disgusting mess, and even if we didn't field any players, they would struggle to score. 1-0 Toon win.
Either one of two things will happen here: 1) It'll be a diabolical game and we'll gift Man Utd victory late on, just as we did last year 2) It will be a eureka moment for Van Gaal and his team as they hammer us 0-4
Our only hope in this game is that Man United arrive at St James' in total disarray. Unconfirmed reports have suggested that NATO are planning to secretly deploy Louis van Gaal as manager of ISIS in the coming days in the hope that this will stop ISIS attacking!
Apparently both clubs have requested dispensation from FIFA to increase the size of the goals. Man U wanted to raise the height of the bar to 12ft, however, Newcastle felt that was unfair after discussions between Messrs McClaren/Mitrovic and are digging their heels in, insisting on a 20yard x 20ft goal. Still a bit too small for my liking. Being an optimist, I think we will Win 1 - 0.
Looks like Schweinstiger is out. Manure have gone 11 matches without scoring in the first half. Watch this stat change against us.
I guess that since that you wrote 3-1 you mean 'we' are the home side and your handle saying 'United' only confirms the fact. Unless, of course, you're a Torquay fan on the wrong board. I predict United to beat the visitors 3-0.
Have a funny feeling we might just win this one. We can't score and neither can they, but at least we are creating chances. The tide must turn soon, so bring it on, Manure are definitely there to be beaten.
I think you'll beat us lads. I really do. One step forward two steps back seems to be the order of the day for us lately. You're at least creating chances, we are not. You won't get much of the ball, probably around 30% like every other team we play. Louis Van Gaal's Aaaaarmy! If it was an army the soldiers would simply move the tanks from a to b to c then back to a and so on, never actually using the tanks, very expensive tanks.
Got a wierd feeling we will win this one for some insane reason ..but cannot risk the anger of the footballing gods by saying so out loud 0-1
