Caption competition #2016

Eire its for you.

 

He is the starter, you are the main course.

 

Nope, its my Irish sausage hes after

 

Chip O'lata

Did you see what I did there?

 

Tried to upset someone else?

 

If he is going to wave his sausage about he can expect its size to be commented on...

 

Ah, so you haven't used the word 'speculate, so we're dealing in hard facts here, are we? (see what I did there?)

 

You complain too much.
#denial
#comingout

 

Do you mean as opposed to you admitting you like Eires sausage,and maybe sneaked a peek last time you saw him. and don't take it out on me its WJ who outed you.

WJ
Ah, so you haven't used the word 'speculate, so we're dealing in hard facts here, are we? (see what I did there?)

 

You are a wise man, and we know you wouldn't Knock it till you had tried it (twice in case you did it wrong first time) do you want to tell us about it. You are among friends princess so big gulp and be brave.

 

Suggest you try the Brighton page they may be able to help you with your wish to swap stories.

 

We try to empathise with you coming out of the closet and you don't appreciate our efforts...
It's a big step, to help you build up the confidence try listening to kylie CDs or watching the wizard of oz DVD.

 

What are you suggesting about Kylie and Tin man.Seen the wizard of oz and Kylie but didn't get the same gay thing out of them that you did,do you want to tell us about it.

 

Oh you did. Denial, like I said!

 

Where did all this come from?

 

Must admit I never thought I'd see Kylie and my sausage discussed on same thread, anywhere. Be careful though, Stevens warning against anything remotely pornographic appearing

 

Glory wants some Irish sausage,so he's been telling Eire.So don't wear your kilt or you might get him excited.

 

Chesh it's ok. Eire is bringing some Irish fudge for you to pack......