Off Topic Merry Christmas Chaps

Cheeky sod

 

Never met you either but he likes Chinese lasses so that's a good start..

 

You've never called me 'bonny lad' either . . . . have you been talking to Smug

 

Edit..

Haven't spoke to smug in a good while..

 

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We just need the main number to ring then you might have a few customers mate..

 

This all day long. These fekkers are paid a kings ransom to do a job. It's clear they were choosing not to perform. bad crap that.

 

MyTurkey does indeed have a horse faced mask on. How the hell did you know that?
You never mentioned the Ant n Dec soundtrack as I carve the Aldi beast open though....

 

As said earlier, Merry Xmas and a happy new year to all, even the unwashed on the Tyne and the Smoggies. New year wish would be for us 3 NE teams to be battling it out at the top year in year out, us winning more than them though

 

Do you mean in the Championship . . . . 'cos it's never going to happen in the Premier League

 

Think you,re right but can hope eh? Smoggies might be the only team up there next season