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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Let's gay the site up a bit with some Naked rugby.

    There's even a token female just in case there's any heteros here.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 22, 2011
  2. PointyBirds

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    ****ing ****y bastard. I won't even look at another guy's dick, much less pleasure it with my soft, warm lips sliding like moist silk over its mighty length, cradling and caressing the balls in the vevelty warmth of my hands until I feel him shooting load after load of hot, precious essence into my hungry throat, lick my lips, smile, kiss him on the mouth and sashay out of the room with a saucy wink. ****ing bummers.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jul 22, 2011
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You gay up the site every time you log-in you brown-hatter.

    Right, I'm off for a ****.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 22, 2011
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Rugby players are a bunch of ***gots. Naked running, communal baths, the biscuit game, habitually stripping off every time there's a sing song. I blame the public schools (apart form Ampleforth obviously.....)
     
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  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    How was it?

    How about we just play hide the sausage and be done with it? <diva>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 22, 2011
  6. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    I am shocked and appalled.
     
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    Lucaaas, Jul 22, 2011

  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Interrupted by someone wanting some stationery <grr>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 22, 2011
  8. Sam Axe

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    Inconsiderate pricks
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 22, 2011
  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Did you give them some Tippex?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 22, 2011
  10. PointyBirds

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    **** on the back of the stamps.
    Leave it to dry.
    Instant Christmas party ice-breaker.
    "Want to taste my jizz...again?"
     
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    PointyBirds, Jul 22, 2011
  11. Sam Axe

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    <laugh> Good one
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 22, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Unfortunately not, the prudish bitch's screaming put me off just as I was hitting the vinegar strokes. So I raped her and killed her with a vicious papercut to the jugular.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 22, 2011
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    That girl playing was really fit <ok>
     
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    Shameless, Jul 22, 2011
  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    One of the guys doing the haka had a curved cock like the ear of a space-hopper.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 22, 2011
  15. Jobby Funbags

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    <laugh> Some shocking wee willies on display - honestly, if you're hung like a fieldmouse, why play naked rugby?

    I'd have the elastic band on and give it some deep heat just in case <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 22, 2011

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