Off Topic The Not 606 Massive End of Year Blow-Out Poster Awards Thing 2015 Editioné

It's that time of year again ... no stupid, not the one day of the year that Biscan isn't down by the seafront approaching strange men, Rhc doesn't visit Da Cheeze, Tobes is #notneutral, and Gerrez doesn't eat a large box of Dunkin' Donuts before 9 am ... It's AWARDS SEASON !! And after slaving away for hours here is the list of categories for this year (which are mostly the same as last year, and the year before that) ...

As usual, category winners will have the honour of displaying their new title in their signature for 2016 !!


REMEMBER: You can't vote for yourself

Alright, the red carpet has been rolled out, the glitter balls glittered, the statuettes polished and lined up, and the champagne is on ice, so without further ado, don your party suits, black tie and tuxedos (lizard costume and spliff for Sisu/SuckmyKlopp of course) ... The categories are as follows:


Best Poster (Takes home the Hammerhead statuette)

Worst Poster

Best Newcomer

Biggest and Bestest WUM

Worst WUM

Biggest Whinger

Most Pro-LFC Bias (The Red Tinted Spectacle Gong Sponsored by Tobes and the Utd Board)

Biggest Diva

Biggest Strop

Biggest ****

Angriest Poster

Funniest Poster

Most Confusing Poster

Most Unpredictable Poster

Most Dedicated Poster

Most Respected Poster

The Annoying Award for the Annoyingest Motherfucker on Here

Best Thread

Worst Thread

Best MOD

Worst MOD

MOD of the Future (Award Sponsored by the Young Blood Foundation)

The Not606 Lifetime Achievement Award (for Achievements in Monumental and Significant Levels of Posting to some Football Forum on that Interwebz like)

 

did we not just do this or am i thinking ages ago?

 

can gerrez's fake accounts vote for himself?

 

My sig is going to be ****ing massive

 

ChristmasKlopp suggested it in that name yourself thread so I have obliged. I remember it being done before but can't remember when. Now seems the right time of year for it. Kind of like a more legit #realproblems SPOTY

 

yes does seem more natural.

 

Best Poster (Takes home the Hammerhead statuette) Saint
Worst Poster Donga (for being nasty to me on another thread)
Best Newcomer Chris #bringbackchris worked
Biggest and Bestest WUM HAIG he'll love this, but he does really get some people with his compete idiocy.
Worst WUM UIR no contest
Biggest Whinger RHC for moaning at my Cheese thread changes viva la France
Most Pro-LFC Bias (The Red Tinted Spectacle Gong Sponsored by Tobes and the Utd Board) Astro
Biggest Diva RHC
Biggest Strop RHC See previous comment
Biggest **** UIR soz fella you've had a bad year/good year depending on your perspective
Angriest Poster Jimmy he really hates Benteke
Funniest Poster Dribbles, ****ing nut job
Most Confusing Poster Christmas Log I didn't know who he was which was confusing B4F
Most Unpredictable Poster Dribbles, most random man alive
Most Dedicated Poster Gerrez see post count
Most Respected Poster Saint the man talks a lot of sense and is a beacon of light amoungst the darkness.
The Annoying Award for the Annoyingest Motherfucker on Here -
Best Thread - Music Thread RIP old fella
Worst Thread Cricket or F1
Best MOD Gerrez
Worst MOD Enricky young power is never around.
MOD of the Future (Award Sponsored by the Young Blood Foundation) Luvgonzo going for the hatrick! Damn no voting for myself, so DirtyFrank
The Not606 Lifetime Achievement Award (for Achievements in Monumental and Significant Levels of Posting to some Football Forum on that Interwebz like)

Gerrez for posting like a nut for years I think he's got about 20,000 more posts than anyone elese.

 

I can't be bothered to answer every question so I vote Dribbles for every single category.

 

Laziest batard - Milk

 

Get voting y'bunch of twats!

 

I did. That makes me not a twat.



Too many categories.

 

Whats this horse **** about not being able to vote for ourselves? #allaboutgerrez

 

Three awards for me

#allaboutgerrez

 

Did I win?

 

Tobes

 

Best Poster (Takes home the Hammerhead statuette)
LESS HOPE THAN NEVILLE #rules

Worst Poster
PJ #lackscommonsense

Best Newcomer
CHRIS #bringbackchris

Biggest and Bestest WUM
ASTRO #followers

Worst WUM
STAN #noonefamous

Biggest Whinger
JAFFA #mfg

Most Pro-LFC Bias (The Red Tinted Spectacle Gong Sponsored by Tobes and the Utd Board)
LUVGONZO #ouryear

Biggest Diva
LUVGONZO #slut

Biggest Strop
MITO #****edoffforthreemonths

Biggest ****
RHC #thecunt

 

Angriest Poster
JIMMY #allaboutgerrez

Funniest Poster
SAINT #father

Most Confusing Poster
DRIBBLES #french

Most Unpredictable Poster
DRIBBLES #french

Most Dedicated Poster
BISCAN #secondbesttogerrez

Most Respected Poster
SAINT #father

The Annoying Award for the Annoyingest Motherfucker on Here
UIR #lacksabrain

Best Thread
BISCAN #fantasyfootball

Worst Thread
RHC #cricket

Best MOD
ENRICKY #powertrip

Worst MOD
BISCAN #tosser

 

MOD of the Future (Award Sponsored by the Young Blood Foundation)
HASH #oldschool

The Not606 Lifetime Achievement Award (for Achievements in Monumental and Significant Levels of Posting to some Football Forum on that Interwebz like)
SAINT #old

 

More like it. Get voting the board has changed a lot.

 

Would've made an award for hungriest poster, or should that be greediest poster, or should that be greeziest poster, or maybe just the fat **** of the year award.

Problem was ... nobody gave a single ****