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Off Topic Christmas wishes 2015..

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by J๏E.., Dec 10, 2015.

  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I probably won't have my face around the boards until the New Year at the earliest due to the daily problems my dearest is having at the mo, so here's a repeat to something I did last year about this time..

    So, what you buying your lass?
    What you hoping for xmas morn, besides the grin of an eve shag?
    What are you buying the kids or are you selling them on ebay? ha!

    Here are my hopes, a day when we all wake up, there's no pain, major spasms, diahorrea, sickness, fungal sores, crying.. just a day of pain free freedom and the rest for my girl..I think you owe me that little fella Jesus..

    You build a rock, you stay there when it crumbles and try and pick up the pieces and even better when you have a little helper..

    Stay safe lads and have a great christmas, my best to you all and hopefully you won't wake up to find Santa in the middle..

    Merry Christmas to you all..<ok>
     
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  2. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    To find a new house that isn't damp or a dump before I get chucked out on the 2nd <wah>

    Merry Christmas Joe. All the best to you and your ladies. :)
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    And you mate.

    Looks like im working (in a loose term) xmas day. Just another day.

    But ftom 27 looks like 9days off. So shall travel way up country and see the bairn and missus.

    They have a tree and everything. It baffles the natives.

    All the best Joe. Ftom gobby Comm.
     
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  4. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas to you and all your family.
    <bubbly>
     
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  5. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Kids will probably drive me mad by 8 o clock. Ha ha hope your day goes as smooth as it can mate.
     
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  6. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    The same to yourself and your family VJ and all the other posters on here.

    Presents. I normally just give our lass a tenner and tell her to give me the change.
    The bairn, now 22, he's asked for a new ipod. He'll get it cos out lass is soft as sh*te and will already have it.
    Me. I dont need anything. I have a wife who can suck a golfball thru a hosepipe, I have a few bob for hols and beer.
    Pretty much a decent set up.

    PS, I actually give our lass £25. I'm not that tight.
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I've spent weeks organising a 'big surprise' for Mrs Smug on Christmas morning.

    Over the last month I've been leaving the laptop open on pages for balloon flights, trips to Paris, spa weekends and the like.
    I've been leaving the remnants of expensive looking wrapping paper at the top of the waste-bin.

    In reality I've bought her fck all ....... but I know she has a great sense of humour and will find it all absolutely hilarious <party>
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Happy Xmas to you and Tees and the crew mate, I hope your day goes as well as you hope it to.

    I'm just looking forward to some time to chill with the wife, more than anything. Low key Christmas for our family this year.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You ok .mate?

    Everything sorted.
     
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  10. Blunham Mackem

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    All the best VJ! Have a lovely Christmas with the girls!

    Best Wishes to everyone on here!

    And a toast to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    More so in your case.
     
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  12. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    :emoticon-0111-blush:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    This Christmas is 10 years since my best mate passed away and this is the last one I'm not going to celebrate, enough time has passed and life moves on.

    My wishes would be:

    Cure cancer completely.

    A good year, good health and good fortune, to my daughters, they deserve it after this year.

    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's head on a spike at Buckingham Palace.

    8 in a row.

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    Merry Christmas and best wishes to each and every single poster on here <ok>
     
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  14. The Relic

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    There are all sorts on here, in half the places on Earth, some with mixed families and different beliefs, and different ways to share it. Some will even be trying to keep out of the heat!

    Enjoy it, in whatever way is best, and by whatever name you call it. I wish you all the very very best.
     
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  15. Norway

    Norway Well-Known Member

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    Best wishes for Christmas and New year to everyone on the board especially to VJ and anyone else who has similar daily challenges. Good luck!
     
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    With you on this one mate


    :bandit:
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    All the best my friend and pass on my best wishes to the family...I'm off this Christmas day for a change so looking forward to spending the day with the family. I have actually let our lass pick what she wanted this year for her main present, but will also get her a couple of surprises..
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    oh she'll be suprised alright.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah all good now mate.

    Being atheist has its downsides, been a tough week.
     
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  20. Home_and_Away

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    I'll be in a **** hole in Africa... dreaming of a Christmas lunch!

    Had my Christmas dinner the other day and without spoiling the suprise for everyone who is waiting til the 25th... It's lovely !!!

    Got all the prezzies wrapped and as usual have spoilt the missus and 3 kids... I've got to justify being away again somehow !!

    Merry Christmas to one and all :emoticon-0168-drink and may all your hopes/wishes come true :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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