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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    into violent spasmodic convulsions
     
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  2. littleDinosaurLuke

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    , frothing at the mouth
     
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  3. UTRs

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    of Timmy mallet during
     
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  4. littleDinosaurLuke

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    The Great British Bake-Off
     
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  5. Taffvalerowdy

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    with baps on view
     
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  6. littleDinosaurLuke

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    but not Mary Berry's <yikes>
     
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  7. Taffvalerowdy

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    , they're wrinkly and saggy
     
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  8. littleDinosaurLuke

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    not soft and bouncy
     
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    UTRs, Taffvalerowdy, Wherever and 2 others like this.
  9. San Diego

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    like bowls of jelly
     
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    With nipples like big
     
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  11. Wherever

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    Ripe, plump red cherries
     
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  12. Taffvalerowdy

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    to get your lips
     
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  13. littleDinosaurLuke

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    around whilst waiting for
     
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  14. UTRs

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    The one show special
     
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  15. littleDinosaurLuke

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    featuring Rod Hull and
     
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  16. San Diego

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    super slut Miley Cyrus
     
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  17. Wherever

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    Dressed in nothing but
     
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  18. littleDinosaurLuke

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    the Southampton away kit
     
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  19. UTRs

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    but just the shorts
     
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  20. littleDinosaurLuke

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    which were very short
     
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