That's because if you sung him a song he'd get injured before you made it to second verse. Mito, if you ever want to change your name can I suggest "Less Injured Than Sturridge". Shame though. Sturridge is a fantastic striker. I would put very few strikers above him on the field. He seems a genuinely nice guy too.
I find it impossible to tell. I want to believe him but at the same time how can anyone be a pro athelete surrounded by fitness experts and still get injured quite this often in so many different ways? Sturridge either set off a box of fireworks in a mirror factory or there is something mental at play. I honestly don't know which.
Gerrez, you're basically the antichrist. A false prophet. You're pretending to know what leads to hell but at the same time violating the sanctity of the most holy of beverages. Tea and Coffee. Stay away from my cuppa you vile antichrist.
True and for the conspiracy theorists out there hes only started picking up all these new short term injuries since his new fat contract. I know he had a fairly long term one on his ankle in 2014 but he was playing quite a lot of footie until his new contract
If he'd had a box of fireworks he'd have dropped them on his foot before reaching the mirror factory #obligatorysturridgejoke
