Match Day Thread Spuds vs Newcastle Not So Epic Match Day Thread

At the risk of being the pariah who ended our epic unbeaten run and forever living in the shadow of Comms winning match day thread:
Twas the week before Christmas (well two actually) and the Toon heroes decided it was time to venture down to London town to try and bring back 3 welcome points as an early pressie for their long suffering fans. Was the win against the mighty Kloppites of the Kop a mere flash in the pan or as our veritable manager stated - would it be the lightbulb moment that would see us start to climb the table from our current slough of despond (albeit above Sunderland) to the heady heights of mid-table.
Only time will tell but it will be a tough test with one of the form sides in the league (currently unbeaten since the opening game of the season) going against a side who are currently unbeaten since last weekend.
The omens are good - its another late kick-off on Sunday afternoon and its on Sky




According to Physio Room Tiote may be fit this weekend but unfortunately Riviere will not quite be ready. Mike must be pissed off having to pay Williamson's salary for nothing after bring him back from Wolves.
My preferred line-up for the weekend:
Elliot
Janmaat
Mbemba
Coloccini
Dummett
Tiote
Anita
Wijnaldum
De Jong
Sissoko
Cisse

My prediction: 2-1 to Newcastle. Newcastle Scorers: Mbemba (90), Thauvin (93). He came on as sub at 68mins.

 

bravo sir!

 

Not as good as Albert's fine efforts if you ask me!!

 

I agree.
Stevie Wonder could have done a better job

 

Ha'way he's got tables and graphs and all kinds.

10/10 Jarkata.

 

See thats a compliment coming from a master thread maker.

 

C&P thought weren't it?

 

I dont mind taking criticism from Match day thread masters like Comm or Funky but I am not taking shxt from somebody who posted this on Liverpool Board: http://www.not606.com/threads/vs-sion-a.317876/

 

Every bit of detail you need to know is in mine. All done within a minute from a mobile too

 

Dont worry Jakarta he'll probably nick your idea and pass it of as his own.

 

If you're talking about European football, then every detail we need to know would be contained within a blank post!!

 

Newcastle and European football...? Are we playing a Mafia game or something?

 

Without trying to sound envious. I like this rappour you lot have with the scousers.

Nee ****er hardly ever visits us.


Jakarta mathday thread

 

I used to make that much effort but soon realised no one ever reads the OP anyway

 

I think our two boards are very similar; neither ever stay on topic, it often divulges it pervy ways and most comments involve ripping the living piss out of someone else

 

Actually. This is very true.

Who gives a ****? I just skip through it

 

So does our's. But always each other.

Then anarchy.....Feeling left out.

 

Listen matey, we've won the Inter Cities Fairs Cup. What have your lot ever won worth counting?

 

Good work Jak.
FAR superior to anything ACS or Nev have ever mustered up.

 

What do you mean? Ya big perm-haired, shell-suit wearing, bin-dipping, hippo-humping, badger-blowing, Klopp-rimming, lover of JPF's sex dungeon.