If you are not able to make up a Headline after a result like today's then you have no right calling yourself a Toon Army member. Just when the pain seems unbearable there comes a game that even Mental Health Care Homes recommend their patients to enter (if in doubt, just look at who submits entries) to relieve their heartaches and pains. Rules as before: 1. One entry per person. 2. Submissions to be made by 7.30pm Tuesday 08/12/15 3. If more than 3 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 3 will then go to a second and final vote. 4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.