I think every ounce of negativity counted towards today's victory and see no reason whatsoever to stop. Ill go first Tottenham 12 Newcastle 0
I'm gonna back everything from Spuds winning 4-0 up to 8-0. We are **** and will get relegated and sell all of our best players. #onaroll
I think we will beat Spurs.................... Ashley will think we have turned a corner and not invest in January....................... we will sell Wijnaldum and Perez...................... Schteev will have his contract extended to 20 years and bring back lickety lips Carver as his assistant for the stability of the club and long term adherence to 'the structure'......................... Penfold will enter and win the Great British Tea Making Championship and the whole world will realise that the dumpy little fat speccy twat is actually our MD and not the match day mascot............................ The Great Unwashed will hammer us again and..........................we wont win a game in 2016 and we will plummet like the proverbial stone............... Wah gannin' dooooon \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
I like this idea of trying to keep everything the same to try and guarantee a win. Notice that Spurs game is also a Sunday kick-off at 11pm Jakarta time. We had a power cut yesterday from 430pm to 1030pm and I thought I was going to miss the game. This week I will switch off my electricity and sit in the dark, sweating my bxllxcks off until 30mins before kick off again in order to guarantee same result. Do I get a prize for such dedication?
I cant see us getting anything out of Spurs. They have greater quality than us in every position. Even the kit man seems to get their white bits much cleaner than ours. I dont think we have any best players to sell and we will be relegated to Scottish League 2 this year. God that felt good.
You have to wonder at the mind that even knows that there is a magazine "Girls and Corpses", for the discerning babe and zombie lover or something.........
I can see us getting a draw out of the Spurs game if we play with the same commitment as Sunday. You're right being negative can give you a good feeling.
Class is permanent ****e is ****e The Spuds will mash us and we definitely are going to get relegated and give all our players away for free.
Schteeve will dig out the old videos and realise that Krul likes playing against Spurs and play him in goal even though he's in a wheelchair. The sad thing is that he wont be any worse at coming for crosses. He will play another blinder, but 20 minutes before full time his wheelchair will get a puncture and everything will fall apart and we'll concede 6 late goals like we did against Man City and get beat 6-1 (having taken another shock lead with another own goal).
We will lose the game by at least 666-1. We will of course score first with a Harry Kane overhead kick that hits both our bar and then bouncing all the way up the pitch and into the top corner. We will then try and defend the lead by building a human brick wall leaving only Cisse as our only outfield player...... They will score 334 goals in the first half of which 333 will be own goals by colo. The other goal will ofc be an own goal by Skrtel as he was gutted by his finish against us as he scuffed it. The second half Mclaren will try and push for the 334 goals we would need to win the game and put Anita up front where Cisse will knock long balls in the box hoping the midget will somehow get higher than 3 foot off the ground. He will of course injure himself in the process and then Mitrovic will come on in his replacement and bulldoze our defence injuring everyone and getting himself sent off in the process for reckless play 10 seconds after coming on. The flood gates will open and the match will end 666-1, Mclaren will state that we are in this together and that up until we scored (yes we) we where in complete control of the game. He will then go on to manage us for the rest of his life winning 6 games, drawing 60 and losing 600. He will then pass away on 6 June 2066 as the oldest man alive at the grand old age of 105 (and still NUFC manager), leaving 6 sons all of which will become future Newcastle managers. That feels better...
Full strength Toon will get tonked by Watford U16's in the FA cup 7-1* ...hallelujah * our goal is the bonus head start gift ..for playing Riviera as a striker
..hopefully we will get relegated 2 divisions with14 points beating Sunderland epic points total of 15 in 2006 too. Not sure if beating Sunderland to (NE) lowest relegation point total crown ..is being optimistic, mind
We'll be in the Conference in 3 seasons playing local derbies against Gateshead and cup ties against South Shields and Consett. We'll bring through our own kids and steadily climb back up the leagues. That fat bastard will have long gone by the time we climb back to the Premier League and win the title. We'll be making so much money that the fat bastard will rue the day he decided to run us like one of his tacky, chav infested charity shops.
A whole thread dedicated to the nativity yet not a single one of you heathens has mentioned a star, the angel Gabriel, Shepherds, the innkeeper, three kings, a manger, Mary Joseph or the baby Jesus. I at least expected Albert to get excited about a story where people slept together in room full of animals.
