Match Day Thread 2015/16 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

Nah if yoonited was a MLS team they'd be called Manchester paint dryers utd
*sounded bettering my head*

 

Its my phone, thinks it knows bettering than me

 

He said his team would score if he had Suarez and/or Aguero

Nice one, we can all do that

 

Must be tough for United fans to hear how LVG wishes the striker from their local rivals and the ex striker from us who they despise more than most were in his team ahead of the current players they have.

 

Despite the great results this weekend, we have managed to fall further behind. Typical

 

Not according to Astro. He'll pull a graph out of his ar5e to prove it, if it makes you feel any better.

 

What they need now is an alternative league table, that shows that in fact the RS are flying like....

I give you...RAWK

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=322215.600

Worry not kopites, you're still 4th

 

There is more than one graph twat?

 

Astro is having a w@nk looking at that. #wetdream

 

Note the complete absence of Leicester. They don't count apparently.

 

1 AFC Bournemouth
2 Arsenal
3 Aston Villa
4 Birmingham
5 Blackburn
6 Bolton
7 Brentford
8 Brighton
9 Bristol City
10 Burnley
11 Cardiff City
12 Charlton
13 Chelsea
14 Crystal Palace
15 Derby
16 Everton
17 Fulham
18 Huddersfield
19 Hull
20 Ipswich
21 Leeds
22 Leicester
23 Liverpool
24 Manchester City
25 Manchester Utd
26 Middlesbrough
27 MK Dons
28 Newcastle
29 Norwich
30 Nottingham Forest
31 Preston
32 QPR
33 Reading
34 Rotherham
35 Sheffield Wednesday
36 Southampton
37 Stoke
38 Sunderland
39 Swansea
40 Tottenham
41 Watford
42 West Brom
43 West Ham
44 Wolves
45 Bradford City
46 Newport County
47 Peterborough Utd
48 Portsmouth
49 Eastleigh
50 Northampton Town
51 Exeter City
52 Doncaster Rovers
53 Grimsby/Shrewsbury
54 Yeovil
55 Bury
56 Carlisle Utd
57 Leyton Orient/Scunthorpe
58 Wycombe
59 Colchester Utd
60 Chesterfield/Walsall
61 Sheffield Utd
62 BBC Salford/Hartlepool
63 Dagenham & Redbridge/Whitehawk
64 Oxford Utd

The draw takes place on BBC Two and the BBC Sport website at 19:00 GMT.

 

Hope ball 63 gets a nice away tie to one of big boys. Whitehawk flying the flag for Sussex! Although Whitehawk is a bit of a **** hole and I avoid it as much as possible.

 

There you go, thinking about balls again

 

Are they actually going to be balls this time, or the (weighted) cubes we had for the LC?

 

Dont you worry about it, petal

 

How exciting the FA cup 3rd round draw.

magic of the cup.

and other such waffle.

 

Fergie fears Liverpool will become better than Man Utd #fear

 

Sad to not be in control anymore I reckon. No wonder oaps like him are grumpy watching people **** up thier life's work

 

We got Leicester away in the rehearsal draw

#notrigged