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Analysis of Missing Chelsea 'Fans'.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Dec 6, 2015.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Hypothesis - 'Chelsea fans vanish when they are losing football matches'

    Abstract - A simple study showed that Chelsea fans do vanish when they are not winning games. Analysis suggests that when a team that has a clueless manager that only knows what he's doing when winning hits a bad spell, fans go into 2 categories. Meltdown or Hiding.

    Introduction - Chelsea are known to have glory hunting fans, once the big money came in many youngsters jumped on the bandwagon. What happens to these fans when they stop winning? A question that many football fans are now asking themselves.

    Method - Using SPSS we studied the attitude of current and past posters on internet media and also looked at variables such as Manager meltdowns.

    Results - As clear as daylight. Chelsea fans vanish when they lose. When they win they are around in their hundreds however, the difference was statistically significant (P < 0.05) when they are 10th or below in the English Premier League.

    Discussion - No need to discuss the findings as there are no Chelsea fans currently around to read the full report.


    (Skylarker*, 2015)

    Study first posted on 'rival watch' by Skylarker* - This is 2nd edition. Same findings.
     
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  2. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Conclusion: Liverpool fan still upset about April 2014 ;)
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    may aswell close this thread. the OP summed it up.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Chavsbus fc dont have fans now, they are now Leicester fans
     
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  5. Treble

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    As I said on the Rival Board, Sky, you missed a major part of your anthropological study. Namely, the empirical evidence from the Not606 Chav Board that, of the heirarchy of chav fans on this forum, first of all, the few civilised Chelsea fans on here were driven away (a mass exodus) by the ferrel, chest beating neanderthals who had taken over their board. The civilised Chelsea fan was indeed the first casualty of the Chavbus decline... a victim at the hands of his ownkind. And then those who were left, the fairweather neanderthals, disappeared into extinction. In effect it was evolution in reverse. The whole of the Chelsea fanbase literally de-evolved!
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Anybody in particular in mind? whistle>
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    There were a couple of decent posters there like Pensioner and George who still appears now and again. Might even include StanDMan but I've only read a few of his posts. The rabid pack after them were Queen Quassie, Fevriul, and ofcourse CFC to the FFP among others. It was horrible to witness tbh. Like listening to Sir David Attenborough on some perverse episode of The Hunt. Poor basrtds never stood a chance :(
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm going missing tonight. Head in a bottle of red and a Chinese duck.
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Liverpool fans quiet tonight.

    Classic thread Sky. What a **** up
     
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    That was the part in the discussion that I left out because there wasn't anyone around due to the exodus!

    Some good findings there though Treble <ok>
     
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    How???

    I'm still here <doh>
     
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    I suspect at least one of the ferrel creatures to raise his ugly head any minute now Sky...
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    And here he is <applause>
     
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    <laugh>

    One already has <whistle>
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    CFC-FFP....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Stan

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    I drink white wine with Chinese duck.
     
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  18. Stan

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    They're never quiet. They whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and gloat and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge and whinge.
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Even if your Nese goes missing
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    .. how will you breath with your head up a duck's arse? ... at least wait until it has cooled to room temperature buddy .. no need to go daft :)
     
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