Match Day Thread Klitschko v Fury

Ah shame I'm washing my hair that day...

 

I had you down as a full baldy slap head Chazz. Unless you mean your merkin-like chest hair?

 

The term is shaven headed these days Ben you hairist bastard.

 

How dare you, I'm no hairest.

"Shaven headed" is when there's a choice involved. It's "full baldy slap head" when there's no choice involved.

 

Then I'm shaven headed as there's still some to shave

 

He'll get his arse kicked a second time.

 

Me too, Fury showed exactly what an exceptional fighter he is. Love him or hate him - no other heavyweight has been able to move like him or switch stances like him.

 

Klitschko will be better prepared this time, and on the offensive.

I think Fury will knock him out after 30 seconds.

 

how long does it take to wash one hair....

 

http://www.theladbible.com/articles...di-khead-by-the-bbc-on-air-in-hilarious-video

 

That took awhile.

If AJ wins tomorrow and Fury wins the rematch, they're going toe to toe. That will be a spectacle.

 

Watching a fat bastard get floored in the first round won't be much of boxing spectacle, it will be funny though.

 

Joshua would currently have zero chance of beating Fury.

He couldn't get near him. He's essentially got the movement of Robocop.

Frank Bruno 2.0.

 

hope you mean the heavyweight division now only and not the past.

 

If you say so, we won't actually know until they fight but Fury better hope AJ can't get near him because he'd be utterly ****ed if it came to an actual boxing match and his evasion tactics failed.

 

Agree Joshua is very physically restricted with his build. He's got a good punch though.

 

So is Fury, if he put on some muscle and lost his belly he might be able to fight his opponent instead of backing off and evading the fight.