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HIAG's biggest bottle job ?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Dec 2, 2015.

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HIAG's biggest bottle job ?

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  2. Cambridge degree

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  3. Calling the Police

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  4. All of the above

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  1. PINKIE

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    Don't forget to vote :)
     
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    There are so many examples to chose from. I believe that this particular **** up saw the release of 'Editgate VIII - The **** wit tapes'
     
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  3. Boss

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    "calling the Police"?
     
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    It was one of HIAG's more pathetic moments. One of his wum threads had blown up in his face and the Wum had been turned back on himself. In a state of panic, HIAG lost the plot and started complaining of being harassed and cyber bullied and that it should be a matter for the Police to deal with <laugh>
     
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    Am I the only one finding this thread a little weird?!

    You're either secretly dating or need to fight to the death.
     
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  6. gooner4ever

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    We all have said similar things in the past about these two.
    fixated and obsessed doesn't begin to cover it.
    sometimes it's funny but mainly it's not
     
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  7. PIXIE's still smarting from my "masturbating monkey" jibe.
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    He is as bored of it as we all are


    but keep telling yourself that it's funny and it winds him up - it wasn't and it doesn't
     
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  9. I've come out with so many classics over the years, that I forget them all.
     
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    A classic case of utter desperation to try and make something stick. It's indicative of how many times he's been rinsed on here.
     
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    Fixed :)
     
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    Fixed again :)
     
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    Thats fixed it
     
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  14. I love how this thread is being desperately kept alive by the same two scruffy herbets, praying that others will come along and join in with the juvenile game of name-calling!
    <laugh>

    Such a massive wum-fail, it's completely embarrassing!

    You've got to admit, PIXIE, this thread is pathetic!
     
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    Not sure it's quite as embarrassing as threatening to call the Police after being downed on a message board mate.

    A fact that I'd have been unaware of without this thread, so for that alone, it deserves respect.
     
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  16. There's a good reason for that, mate!

    Where you aware, for example, that PIXIE was sexually abused by the England female hockey team, in his local health spar, and forced to perform unspeakable sexual acts on them, before they would let him leave the steam room?

    No?

    Well, there's a reason for that, too, mate.
    <ok>
     
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    You're bouncing aren't you mate........I can tell ;)

    @PISKIE can you shed any light on the hockey team sauna incident that our learned friend here has outlined?
     
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  18. I suspect, Tobes, that PIXIE "bats for the other team" (so to speak), and that satisfying any lady is a physical impossibility for him.

    I could be wrong, of course.
     
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    I'd have no problem being forced to perform sexual acts on the England female Hockey team mate :tongue: As far as HIAG's attempted put downs go, I'm not really sure what he's trying to achieve with that one. You'd have to call it another wum **** up.

    Don't call the police because you ****ed up again HIAG :police:
     
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    You got a problem with gays then mate?

    As I'm a woofter like.

    Pig
     
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