None of the above compares to the humiliation that Arsenal suffered at the hands of Barcelona, a few CL campaigns back!! It was a night that will live on in infamy for ever and ever! It was such a dreadful performance that there was, in fact, something quite poetic about it. The fact that Barca had to score Arsenal's only goal, when they didn't even have a shot on target! The night when Bendtner - Arsenal's self-proclaimed "greatest striker in the world" - tripped over his own bootlaces when attempting, what would have been, Arsenal's only shot on the Barca goal, and making a complete and utter ****-wit of himself! The list of embarrassments is endless! I'm sure that Gooners would give anything to expunge that sad episode from history, but it's there, in all of its miserable glory! I'm sure I am not the only Englishman who still feels soiled by the memory of that night!
There are so many to choose from, it's a difficult choice. I would say that one of our 5-2 spanking of North London's inferior club has to be up there. The dozy ****ers went 0-2 up and were looking at a 13 point gap between us and them as they complacently thought they were a shoe-in for top 4. We then proceeded to rip them to shreds and score 5 unanswered goals. I was there that day and witnessed droves of spuds hurrying for the exits as Walcott scored a 4th, as so many of them were queuing to get out, there was a bottleneck and those pitiful spuds unfortunate to still be in the ground had to bear the humiliation of watching us hammer home a 5th ! If that wasn't bad enough for them that day, our demolition job saw the start of their eventual bottle job that season as we clawed back the 10 point deficit and eventually overtook the hapless ****ers to drive them down the table and out of the CL places. It was a bottle job of monumental proportions.
I would say Spurs worst bottle job was when they all suddenly developed the 5hits before a crucial game and lost the game and the top 4 spot. They LITERALLY sh1t themselves. The bottle part was how each player had to fill one with the contents of their underpants so it could be tested for which type of ringworm they'd ingested.
There are very many hilarious bottle jobs when it comes to Spurs failing to make top 4. We've had Lasagna gate We've had Fulop gate We've had 13pt pissed up the wall gate We've had £120m gate We've had Alan sugar gate And they've all related to missing out to Arsenal for a top 4 spot. Spurs have small man syndrome when it comes to Arsenal. They shout and scream about what a big man they are and how they are going to get the better of us, but deep down they know that will always be inferior and so subconsciously always yield to the might of their superior north London neighbours.
Bear in mind they have had to deal with massive financial limitations and there is not a ref in the land who hasn't robbed them.
1. Spending £120m to miss out yet again on top 4 2. Alan sugar hilariously wumming the spuds with the Newcastle ghost goal.
1. You vastly outspent us, as usual, but choose to ignore your own spending. Your net spend was about £50m higher than ours and your wage bill was £66m higher. Somehow that becomes us splashing the cash and you being frugal! 2. That's a "gate"? Really? You've actually gone under the barrel and are scraping the soil beneath it, now. Piers Morgan posts dumber **** than that about you lot every week.
PIXIE.has been driven to utter desparation, having been constantly "owned" week in and week out. The poor, dozy ****er is being destroyed, inch by inch. It's almost not funny.
