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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Liverpool fans are believed to be behind a cheeky Wikipedia edit claiming that Reds boss Jurgen Klopp now owns Manchester City's Etihad Stadium following his team's 4-1 victory there on Saturday. (Guardian)

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    Oh, dear, me! I think I may have just pissed my pants with laughter!
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    You should get help for that.
     
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  3. I'm really looking forward to us giving 'Pool a footballing lesson, in Europe.
     
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    Only right after the lesson you gave us at WHL this season <whistle>
     
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    sadly he lets it dry in too :eek:
     
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    Mouser watch is one of my fav threads at the moment.
     
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  7. Thank you, Luvvy!

    There have been times when I have found it difficult holding up the mirror of reality to Mouser delusion, but it's a job that I know has to be done. That doesn't mean that I don't feel the pain that you Mousers feel when, having looked into my mirror, you are crushed by the weight of your delusion. It's hard for Mousers; I know that. Yes, I have to be tough, but that doesn't mean I don't have a heart.
     
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  8. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    I don't see whilst LFC cannot thrive under Klopp. I see a NW power shift
     
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    ... not just slight ... incontinent too! <yikes> ... could you pop a thimble on the top perhaps?
     
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  10. A lampshade might just about do it, Fossil.
     
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    You are doing the world a service here, if there was no one to point out the deluded, then how else would we know.
     
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  12. Exactly, Sisu.
     
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  13. Klopp is the biggest thing to happen to us after 2005. Charisma and meekness will take us to the promised land... Champions!!! #bbcfootball
    (BBC Football Live)

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    This is the reason this thread exists!
     
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    The norf laandaan power shift will take place after we've got our brand new world class stadium, we really mean it this time
    (BBC sport)
     
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  15. SuckyFucky, some already believe that the North London Power-Shift is under way.

    I don't necessarily believe that, of course, but that is what some people think.
     
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    Table says no :confused:
     
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  17. But the table doesn't tell the entire story, SuckyFucky.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Convenient that vaig, so then tell us the entire story? Don't forget the brand new world class stadium now eh ;)
     
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  19. Let me guess... VIAG will, soon, be shortened to VAG, correct?
     
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    Viag? Vodka is a god?
     
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