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JAMIE VARDY

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    TAKE A BOW <applause> <applause>





    You crisp eating mother ****er.
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 28, 2015
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Far better than Harry Lame.
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 28, 2015
  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    The rich man's Harry Kane, with added vodka and Charlie.
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    Harry Kane is a wannabe Vardy. Never quite get there though. Very suited to Spurs - The almost club.
     
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    I spy a fisherman getting frustrated with the lack of bites <laugh>
     
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    Yes, not even the scatter gun approach working.
     
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    Saintsfan08, Nov 28, 2015
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    Talking of almost strikers, how's Sturridge at the moment? Haven't seen much of him recently!.
     
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    NSIS, Nov 28, 2015
  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Sturridge is more injury prone than Theo :)
     
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  10. SpursDisciple

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    He's the old Harry Kane. Nearly 29 - twilight of his career. <whistle>
     
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  11. Hoddle is a god

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    I'd love to see Vardy line up next to Kane, at Spurs, next season. Imagine that! It'd be like Sherringham and Klinsmann all over again!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Nov 29, 2015
  12. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Is Kane a diver then ?
     
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    gooner4ever, Nov 29, 2015
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Pretty amazing that sheringham is still playing football at 49. That is one hell of a career, especially for a striker.
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    Kane will never be a Vardy, he looks too gay
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Nov 29, 2015
  15. SpursDisciple

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    I bow to your superior gaydar, us straight people don't notice such things. Out of interest, how would being gay (and someone should tell his girlfriend) stop him being a top striker?
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    Sturridge is a ****ing pansy mate, we should be looking to move him on tbh. Far too unreliable. We don't need him when we have Bentekkers anyway.
     
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    Skylarker, Nov 29, 2015
  17. HRH Custard VC

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    I dont think you get it. Go back to sleep <ok>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Nov 29, 2015
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    Perhaps you could explain it to thickos like me then? I've read the thread and no I don't get it if your comment isn't just bog standard homophobia?
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

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    The word gay does not always mean being a Homosexual, lighten up or go cry on netmums forum.

    Also this is a football forum where we take the piss out of each other and players.

    here is a link you may like
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Why did I automatically log in when I clicked the link?

    Now I know what the Mrs gets up to when I'm at work <grr>
     
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