Off Topic The four word story thread here!

could still pretend to

 

Having pork in their

 

pies at football matches

 

All made from local

 

raw sewage deposits and

 

fruit flavoured gummy bears

 

dipped in treacle syrup

 

Then rolled in flour

 

for about twenty minutes

 

And deep fried with

 

arsenic and old lace

 

for that extra kick

 

and added spice to

 

Make you cry when

 

You peel onions with

 

your bare hands and

 

Parts Really really fast

 

until blue smoke appears

 

and your neighbour calls