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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Some of you may recall that I was interviewing not so long ago, this was for a new caretaker to cover the evenings. The departing caretaker finished on Friday and the new guy doesn't start until 7 December. That's right, there is a two week gap where I (wed & thur) and the only other guy (mondo & tues) in the office are having to cover the evenings.

    So, doing my first evening shift of the fortnight tonight. Whilst moving the tables about, I catch the front of my trousers (the dirty ****ers on here think they know where this is going already) and think nothing of it. After finishing setting up the room, I make my way down stairs only to feel my trousers slipping down. That's right, I've ripped the button off my trousers and I have no belt! Just looked around for something to fasten them with and the only thing I could find was tie-wraps <laugh>

    #realproblems
    #coolstory
    #allaboutgerrez (yes, its back)
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Who is this Gerrez? Sounds like some lame poor man's Kloppezinho.
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Cool story bro, needs more goats.
     
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    Typical caretaker behaviour night 1 that.

    Oops my kecks just happened to fall down......
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Just infront of the school girls I'd imagine
     
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    Apparently it was in front of the "Life Art" class, and they told him to put them back on asap.
     
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    New tennis trainers came early this morning, love em, they're boss. UPS gets here earlier than the mail which doesn't arrive till after lunch, as I'm told by those around to see it, or seen myself on Saturdays. What time does your postie normally show up??
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So quiet all over the forum today.
     
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    RHC not in town:lipsrsealed:
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Everyones getting in the zone for match tonight.
     
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  16. Everyone must be working :bandit:
     
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  17. I've nicked Terry's orange again. A full one this time. Got a large (family size) bakewell tart for afterwards too <diva>
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

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    I recently purchased Nocello. Wanted to give it a try. Not overly keen on it straight. Mixed well with sour mix though...

    ... Fantastic in coffee.
     
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    I'm entertaining.

    Parents in town. Just finished eating the Turkey.
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

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    OK Mr Putin
     
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