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Leicester Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Nov 22, 2015.

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The Best Headline is?

Poll closed Nov 28, 2015.
  1. Fox News: Even We Challenge Right Wingers Better Than Dummett!- No Chance

    14.3%
  2. Ten! - SCM

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Steve adheres to fox hunting ban as Newcastle choose to take no part in the game - Mitro

    28.6%
  4. Fantastic Mr Fox Mauls The Twits - The Ponytail Man

    28.6%
  5. What's Black and White with Red combover? The Twit Taking The Toon Down - The Dungeon Master

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Rat farts - Pantsy

    14.3%
  7. Wally Without A Brolly Compounds Magpie Folly - Whiter than Day

    14.3%
  8. Foxes maul magpies in sorry capitulation. - Chippy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Outfoxed! - Glory Hunter

    14.3%
  10. Too many Magpies look like chickens when Foxes invade their coop. - The Jak Attack

    28.6%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    This should be fun...but sadly it isn't. Can you summarise the game, the team a moment in one paper selling headline. Have you the ability to ensure Murdoch will run the planet in 10 years by enticing those reducing few to buy his newspapers?

    If you are not able to make up a Headline after a game like yesterday's then you have no right calling yourself a Toon Army member. Just when the pain seems unbearable there comes a game that even Mental Health Care Homes recommend their patients to enter (if in doubt, just look at who submits entries) to relieve their heartaches and pains.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.00pm Tuesday 24/11/15
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Fox News: Even We Challenge Right Wingers Better Than Dummett!
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Steve adheres to fox hunting ban as Newcastle choose to take no part in the game
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Fantastic Mr Fox Mauls The Twits
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    What's Black and White with Red combover?

    The Twit Taking The Toon Down
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    Rat farts
     
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  8. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Wally Without A Brolly Compounds Magpie Folly
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Foxes maul magpies in sorry capitulation.
     
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  10. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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  11. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image

    Insomnia can get quite boring yes.
     
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  12. JakartaToon

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    Too many Magpies look like chickens when Foxes invade their coop.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Firefox was a great Eastwood film.
     
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  14. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    Cunning foxes rip piss poor magpies a new one
     
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  15. Nobby's Trumpet

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    I know what conservatism is and I know what socialism is but I can't tell a conservative from a labour politician these day's. Politics merely offers the illusion of choice.
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

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    Good, very deep. Not sure it will win but good effort!!

    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Sebb blows foxes and gets a hardy for Vardy
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Here we go again. The tension rises, the nerves are on edge, the nails are bitten, it's voting time. Who will be the winner? Who has captured the essence of the game? Who's words are mightier than the gun (sic sword). In this premier competition the people and only the people decide.

    Rules

    1. Two vote per person, yes two.
    2. You cannot vote for yourself
    3. Top 3 at end of poll go into deciding poll.
    4. If no rule applies then JPF Rule 46 applies.

    Let the voting commence.

    Apologies to Funky as good effort but not presented in right format. And apologies to Shimmy and Trumpet as numbers prevented their entries from being included. And wake up Fat Boy you were to late! Trumpet's entry does get a Special Commendation for depth and insight.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So you were too scared to include mine because you knew I'd win again. Pathetic. You should have a lifelong ban.
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    You and whose army. mate?

    :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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