This should be fun...but sadly it isn't. Can you summarise the game, the team a moment in one paper selling headline. Have you the ability to ensure Murdoch will run the planet in 10 years by enticing those reducing few to buy his newspapers? If you are not able to make up a Headline after a game like yesterday's then you have no right calling yourself a Toon Army member. Just when the pain seems unbearable there comes a game that even Mental Health Care Homes recommend their patients to enter (if in doubt, just look at who submits entries) to relieve their heartaches and pains. Rules as before: 1. One entry per person. 2. Submissions to be made by 9.00pm Tuesday 24/11/15 3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote. 4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
I know what conservatism is and I know what socialism is but I can't tell a conservative from a labour politician these day's. Politics merely offers the illusion of choice.
Here we go again. The tension rises, the nerves are on edge, the nails are bitten, it's voting time. Who will be the winner? Who has captured the essence of the game? Who's words are mightier than the gun (sic sword). In this premier competition the people and only the people decide. Rules 1. Two vote per person, yes two. 2. You cannot vote for yourself 3. Top 3 at end of poll go into deciding poll. 4. If no rule applies then JPF Rule 46 applies. Let the voting commence. Apologies to Funky as good effort but not presented in right format. And apologies to Shimmy and Trumpet as numbers prevented their entries from being included. And wake up Fat Boy you were to late! Trumpet's entry does get a Special Commendation for depth and insight.
So you were too scared to include mine because you knew I'd win again. Pathetic. You should have a lifelong ban.