Haha you're ****e.

Isn't every North East team ****e at this point?

 

The subject of the thread is irrelevant. They all change once they get going.

Ideally an evening, the later the better if board is busy.

You need mischief, someone to set them up and stir the pot (mitro)

Mods need to step back or at least stir it a bit. Lulling them in.

Foul language is totally acceptable as is a few threats.

Once you have possible candidates its sides time. A few egg them on.

Stand back and watch.


Believe me, im an expert on these things. Ive nearly caused world war three ( several times on our board).

 

"You great steaming nit", Arthur out of on the buses is my favourite. I would like to see a remake with Bob deniro as Stan, Sylvester stalone as Jack, Clint eastwood as Blakey, Joan Collins as mum and Liz hurley as Olive. The plot would be Olive finds 2 kilos of heroin hidden under a bus seat, and they are chased by a drugs cartel through San fransisco with hilarious results.

 

Yes i agree with every word.

Do you also have a collection of long tailed madagascam lemurs chained to each of your bedposts for you wealthy arad clients to play role with?

 

I hope you posted this on the "describe Newcastle United in three words" thread. It's pretty accurate.

 

But there pups he an argument over validity as some may say haha is ha ha and shouldn't be spelled as a single word!