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Steve McClaren - I'm still hopeful under his management

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Nov 16, 2015.

  1. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Falling Down, otherwise known as Fatal Distraction.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    They threw me out and told me I'd given out enough **** for one day!
     
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    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Did the word whiplash have a whole new meaning
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    It did. They said I was a total write-off as my exhaust had been ruined by a dodgy chaotalitic converter!
     
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  5. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    Hang on I am the most negative person on the board, I agree the b/mouth game we were bloody lucky however against sunderland and stoke we played very well and should have got 6 points so it's horses for courses.
    I am confident under mclaren, we need some additional quality at the back but the early signs look good and it takes time to gel as a team the fixture list was not kind to us either
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ stay away from the lightening in future ffs.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What??? <yikes>
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Down boy, down boy.

    Heel.
     
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  9. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    I do find it confusing when you begin your defence building by conceding three goals and in the process make a donation of 50% of your points for the season
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    No - we've donated 50% of your points!! <laugh>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    We already have too many points for that joke to work. As highlighted Sunderland do not. Well done.
     
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    Exactly, with the other 50% to come on 19th March for your usual donation , the statistics and probabilities are all in favour of one team
     
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  14. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    You are being a bit presumptuous with your figures, if you add on the three points from 19th March Sunderland are only one point behind Newcastle
     
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  15. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Agreed, but this is the problem with charity, the recipient becomes dependent on the donated largesse and the vicious cycle of football deprivation and need continues.

    That said who but those with coldest and stoney hearts could resist donating points to those with such footballing needs and deprivation

    Just look at their big tearful downcast eyes. Little, 6 fingered, hands clutching their only worldy possession, a begging bowl. The faint, muffled, anguished sobs of ...could we have some more, please!

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    So once again we ask all football teams to reach deep into their pockets and follow Newcastles noble lead and donate freely this christmas ..to those less fortunate, marginalised and forgotten, by the world....blighted by the twin curses of football deprivation and incompetence

    Lee Cattermole before:

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    Your points can bring a brief, shallow, temporary glimmer of hope to those that need it most!
     
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  16. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Very pleased, again, that McClaren, despite having some **** ideas, still has balls to change things and react.

    He did well yesterday, and at least we know that if things are going ****, we wont just be like Pardew and stick with the same **** over and over.
     
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  17. Zlash

    Zlash Well-Known Member

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    Maths <doh>
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    At the time of posting the maths was perfect. Three is 50% of 6 <ok>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Timing is everything <laugh>
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I just farted.
    And it smells.
     
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