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Physical Benefits of Dodgeball.

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  1. Gavin Lucas

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    Dodgeball is an increasingly controversial sport, with many schools banning it due to concerns about injury and bullying. The Texas Association for Health, Physical Education, Recreation and Dance argues that dodgeball is not appropriate when children are forced to play the sport or when they spend long periods of time sitting -- such as when ball throwers wait their turn to throw, or when ball dodgers are hit and must leave the field.

    1. Aerobic Exercise
    2. Agility and Balance
    3. Strength Training
    4. Hand-Eye Coordination

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    American ****e. Play British Bulldogs instead.
     
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    That's the one.

    Surprisingly easy to subdue whilst you finger them.
     
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    At my school 'medicine' balls were used. The physical ' benefits' were all in the avoidance of the damned thing.
    wreckingball would have been a better name - especially if you got hit in the 'nuts'
     
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    Dodgeball is for ****s who don't have the skills to play real sports such as Chippie or Jingies
     
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    We used to kick orange plastic mitre balls at each other's legs. Last man standing won with honour if **** all else.
     
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    Crab football has to be the worst game I was forced to play as a kid. Utter garbage.I think the idea was you were less likely to smash a window than you were with regular indoor football.
     
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    But more likely to kick somebody in the balls or face
     
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    Barry Ferguson invented it
     
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    ****'s crab football?
     
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    Something ****s and *****s play
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    We played soccer brawl. It's was ****ing brutal. No holds barred tackles. In fact two foot scissor tackles were positively encouraged.
     
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    We used to have a game called Hilly. Basically British Bulldogs up a hill, with folk having to get to the top and the ones at the top two-footering folk back down the hill.

    Few broken arms and ankles.

    Can guarantee the Nigels didn't play anything like that. Too busy sucking cock and wiping their chins with handkerchiefs.
     
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    ****ing schools did you ****s go to? Scumbag Elementary?
     
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    we had a game called kill the n*****

    basically involved chasing beale about with bricks, iron bars, sticks etc. we didnt kill him, just bashed him up a bit

    i got a B in P.E for it
     
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    Cults Academy actually <laugh>:bandit:
     
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    We played IRA/UDA

    P6s years were UDA, P7s = IRA

    You basically chased groups of folk and then tortured them.
     
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    We played Hilly tae <ok>
     
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    We used to play "Hunt the ******" and chase this wee paki guy about and kick **** out him when we caught him.

    He moved then we played "hunt the ****". The same fate befell whoever was the ****.
     
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    Beat the bookie was good. You paired up and between you you had 2 words to remember. The other pairs had to beat you to make you tell them your word and vice versa.
     
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    We had a game called STICK which was same as chasing but you threw the stick and when you hit some one they were on but got banned after a few split heads.
     
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