Give yourself a good laugh and read some of these stories which appear on the football rumours site. http://www.football-rumours.co.uk/charlton-rumours.php
Genius - Parker to return, very believable! Although I think we should find someone who works for the club called treacy and accept B'mouths million pound bid (especially as it would just mean them giving us back most of the money we've given them this summer!
The latest one is Roy Keane picking up his boots again and signing a twelve month contract with us. Maybe some schools have already broken up for summer hols.
Are these rumours picked out of a couple of tombolas? Random names in one, random clubs in another. Lionel Messi has decided to leave Barcelona and spend a couple of years playing for Corinthian Casuals. No it's true...