Best chance for Juan's survival is if he shows a keen interest in the serious, frumpy but still attractive virgin lass. Then I would say his chances would still be 50/50 between suffering a life threatening wound but surviving and getting a machete buried deep in his face.
Or roller blades. Ok not much kop in the woods. But ig he can make a road. Roller blades are the way forward. Then again they only work going downhill. Basically Terry is ****ed.
Bugger off man! Let the kids have some fun! I'm guessing you wouldn't be letting your kids watch Harry Potter either!
Put a song up for me mate. He.ll be paying you a visit in your cabin this weekend. Michael Myers by the meteors. Not heard it in yonks.
Its funny how every other time of the year the thought of our children randomly knocking on strangers doors and accepting money/sweets off them would fill us with dread. However put a costume on them and kick them out the door in these cold damp dark evenings and let them do it? Seems ok to me! haha. I'm surprised that the rate of child disappearances don't increase on nights like these. You'd have thought that *****'s, rapists etc would draw a huge bright red circle on the 31st Oct as soon as they get their new calendar at the beginning of the year!
Doorbell-bothering bunch of arse, as far as I'm concerned, but the kids love it. Weather's due to be good over the weekend, so stock up with the treats or you'll find your car on bricks, Sunday morning!
Parents these days allow their kids to do or say whatever they please no sense of discipline or self discipline and bad parenting means when they grow up they will be even worse. Luckily I won't be here to see it.
To right. Miserable F ucks are so friggin old they can't remember what it was like to be a kid. What grumpy friggin pops they must be to their grand kids
It's the only time of the year when Ella sleeps in my bed next to her mum and I sleep on the sofa and you know what, we make it crazily spooky and stupid. We might have had turnips in our day but it was a night we all enjoyed in Spennymoor..
