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  1. saintanton

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    Good. I can put me gamp away then.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> That'll sort the literary giants out from the boys <ok>
     
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  3. saintanton

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    Warning. This is a pointless rant about modern technology. Don't waste your time reading it. I only wrote it to get it off my chest.



    Bloody computers.

    For no apparent reason, my mouse goes tits up.
    I change the battery in the mouse-nothing.
    I take out the radio receiver and put it back in- nothing.
    I take out the receiver and put it into another port-nothing.
    My touch pad still works so I open device manager. It tells me that for some inexplicable reason I have three meeces installed ( I haven't) and that they're all working properly (they're [it's] not). What's the point of device manager when it tells you everything's working when it clearly ****ing isn't?
    I open power options and select restart. My screen goes black during the restart for longer than I'd expect, but I'm guessing the OS is trying to resolve a glitch that caused the problem in the first place, so I wait for a bit.
    No life for nearly four minutes, so I think "**** it" and do a hard reboot.
    Now it works again, with the old battery back in.
    15 more minutes of my life wasted for no good reason

    Bloody computers.

    #realproblems

    #classic
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Could have told you to turn it off and back on again at the start <whistle>
     
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  5. Tobes

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    For future reference.

    Unplug the ****er and plug it back in again.

    If this fails then poor coffee in it and claim on the house insurance

    #itexpert

    #thecureall
     
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  6. saintanton

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    Why didn't you then?
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not at all surprisingly, this ^ <ok>
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Always good to get some expert advice. <ok>
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You never asked
     
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  10. saintanton

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    I have to bloody ask, now?
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah.. Computers were supposed to replaced things like "asking questions"...
     
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  12. #attentionwhore
     
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  13. saintanton

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    There was no-one else about to moan at.
     
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  14. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. saintanton

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    It's ok Dribs, thanks- I've fixed it.
    Nothing a little fine-tuning with a 10lb lump hammer won't cure.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Saint, Have you tried not wrapping the cables around yourself? That's what this girl did wrong.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. saintanton

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    That could be it.
    I'll give it a go. <ok>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's a strange get, saint <yikes>
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

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    She could wrap me around her <ok>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Look a bit closer mate, it's a woman in that picture <ok>
     
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