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Off Topic Diverticulitis

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., Oct 29, 2015.

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  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    When I said I was a bit poorly watching city on Tuesday night I wasn't wrong.

    Went to my doctor this morning due to not feeling any better and was sent straight to HRI with suspected appendicitis. I'm on a drip, just had a CT scan and it looks like I'll be in for three days with suspected diverticulitis.

    I'll keep you posted.

    Come on Castro even you have to admit that's well hard.

    Doubt there's any Boro or Sunderland fan as hard as me.

    FACT.
     
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  2. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    Sounds nasty, even if it does sound like a fingernail problem. Get well soon - or at least back to normal if not "well".
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    You googled it yet?
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I've just drank 2 pints of dye and have been injected with iodine.

    I'm hooked up to codeine, paracetamol and antibiotics. I'm going to ask if they've got any heroin.

    Should pass the time.
    :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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    Carmine Galante., Oct 29, 2015
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  5. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Diverticulitis? Don't mean **** to us lot, Carmine.


    Get well soon, pal <ok>
     
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  6. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Yep.

    I get gone results from my CT scan in a couple of hours, I'd take diverticulitis every day of the week.
     
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  7. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    I'm on Co-Codamol (same two drugs). Beware of severe constipation!
     
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  9. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    That's all I need.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Oct 29, 2015
  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Always said you're both full of ...
    Heroin will make you even more constipated Carmine. Just say no.
     
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  11. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    **** off Meylove.
     
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  12. Party Hull!

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    I thought it was going to be a made up (and humorous) illness that you were diagnosing various members of the board with.

    Diverticulitis. Diverting. Like diverting threads....geddit?

    But if it's real, get well soon. And stop milking it.
     
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  13. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Now then Carmine, one has to question how the insides of your anus got inflamed...
     
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    Amin Arrears, Oct 29, 2015
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Aye. Carmine earlier
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  15. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    He wishes he had a dressing gown like that.
     
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  16. Party Hull!

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    What colour is your commode?
     
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  17. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    It's my front lower abdomen you rascal.

    You know I've been around the block too many times to suffer from an inflamed arse piece.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Oct 29, 2015
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  18. originallambrettaman

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    Not nearly as bad as a failed pancreas.

    Lightweight.
     
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  19. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I'm bored Party, really bored.

    I've had a solitary pear to eat all day and I'm Hank Marvin. Just waiting to see if I'm going 'into theatre'.

    I'll be milking this bastard for a while.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Oct 29, 2015
  20. look_back_in_amber

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    I'm guessing this all started when they stuck their finger up your arse, they can **** the **** off with that test.

    Get well soon Carmine <ok>
     
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