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Off Topic Woodhouse lays into Clattermole

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2015.

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  1. Deleted #

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    Of course we do <laugh>
     
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    40 games?
     
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  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Mistake on my part but we agree that he a ****. Thing with you lot is I understand the hate for alot of them. The past four seasons they have been dogshit, treated your fans terribly with performances and when it comes to relegation they can be finally arsed to do something. You need a cleansing up there of the riff raff. You know the players I mean.
     
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    You aren't in any position to preach <laugh>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ah but we are, we know exactly what its like to have a set of useless ****s playing for us, we can spot them a mile off <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 27, 2015
  6. Captainchaos.

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    Jesus wasn't exactly winning when they nailed him to a cross but that didn't mean his preaching was wrong.
     
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    Captainchaos., Oct 27, 2015
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    One of the best comebacks I've heard for a while that one - does this mean you are returning to normal and over the whole Bri thing? You can console yourself with the fact he has gone and impoded on his board at a mod for trying to defuse it. He was clearly on the edge the whole time <laugh> Not sure that wumming is truly his forte
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    That's the first thing that has made me laugh today <laugh>
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Jesus walks into a hotel with a handful of nails and a hammer....
    'can you put me up for the night'... he says....





    okay I'll get my coat.
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    I actually liked it




    Physically
     
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    Neil from The Young Ones: "Crucifixion's no good for suicide, man. There's just no way you can get the third nail in..."
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nigel Planer was a genius with that character.
    Loved that show immensely.
     
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    I remember him having a bong and floating into outer space ha ha
     
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    Tommy smith, Bremner and Norman hunter were 'tougher' than Cattermole but them days it was proper football, not like the prima donners now, the refs should tell them to get up you soft tart and get on with it. The refs have changed the rules for some reason.
     
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    You lot would kill for a player as tough as Catts in your team. That pussy Tiote doesn't care anymore.
     
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    Tough? Not sure id definitely back tiote in an arm wrestle

    If we're killing for him I think id kill myself
     
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    In his prime he had bite but now the lad is a shadow of his former self.
    You need a Batty/Catts type.
     
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    Can't i just have eleven players on the pitch for more than 70 % off the season
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> You can't be serious comparing cattermole to batty? It's like comparing Rosie odonnell with Rachel Riley - u r right we would love a player in the holding role of Battys quality though. Like rocking horse **** though
     
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    Can you cross your legs mate I've only got three nails
     
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