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Meanwhile, back in Ipswich....

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Polly13, Oct 21, 2015.

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  1. Polly13

    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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  4. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    At least they can't talk back or reject your advances.

    Or marry you & ground you for life even.

    Lubrication would be an expense mind !
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    "I say, John Deere" :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    He sounds like a Backhoe
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    It was all a misunderstanding. He called an agony aunt for advice on how to get the zing back into his marriage, and he's sure she said 'do something sexy to a tractor'.

    Or...He was practicing for the country life tractor pulling contest.
     
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    It was only when I got to the last couple of paragraph that I started to question if this was for real.

    Nowt to do with my blind credulity of course. Just those Suffolk folk are well known sickos.
     
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    I reckon that'd be too big. He'd be worried about becoming HGV positive.
     
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  11. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Corrrrr :emoticon-0165-muscl

    Did you just type in sexy tractors glp?? <laugh>
     
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  12. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    hoe, hoe, hoe.
     
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  13. GLP

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    No, just took a picture from my front door.
     
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

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    <laugh> I'll get my wellies
     
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    Thought it was a Massage Ferguson or Reform Mounty.
     
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    They're all the Same those carrot crunchers, was his Case Fastracked to the court? If this took place a bit further north he could have gone to court in New Holland.
     
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  17. GLP

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    At least by having a preference for green tractors he was showing some Claas. Is this guy related to Charon? Maybe he is Charon?
     
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  18. tigre

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    If he has to keep away from tractors now will he become an extractor fan?
     
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    tigre, Oct 21, 2015
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  19. Amin Yapusi

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    <laugh>

    Maybe you should look at the rest of the site.
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Oct 22, 2015
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    How many papers did you plough through to find this?
     
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