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Match Day Thread CSKA Moscow vs Manchester United

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Oct 20, 2015.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    So it's us vs those pesky Russians.. The game will probably be played on a plastic pitch which in the event of losing we can blame that for the **** football on display. All else fails we can bring the big Afro on and just get de gea to lump it forward to him.. Cut out the 47 sideways passes in between.

    Don't really know what to expect from this game, I'd like to think and hope LVG does the same as the Everton game and keeps the same side.

    My prediction 1-1.


    Interesting fact: I've never been to Russia, though whilst on holiday this year met an awful lot of them.. They are hideous people with no manners whatsoever and the only time they smile is when passing wind sat round the pool.. The men are just as bad too.. One giant ****er who I assumed was in the spetznaz as he had at least two bullet wounds in his shoulder(not fresh ones) walked over to my table and pointed I thought at my lighter.. I went to pass him said lighter and he just reached over and helped himself to one of my camel blue ***s and walked off. ****ers the lot of them.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>

    Best match thread ever.
     
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    gonna be a tough match .. long tiring travel, pitch type, away match, fact they started league 20 days earlier is often an advantage reaching top form, cohesion and match fitness
    will take a draw
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I bet it's cold as ****.
     
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  5. Stan

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Commies will lose and Stalingrad will fall
     
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  7. UnitedinRed

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    Great OP. So unlike Germans abroad, who are sneaky ****s, these are as brazen as they come. At least he pointed, I guess <laugh>

    And he probably didn't get the bullet holes from war, more likely a road rage incident. Have you seen these ****ers when they are angry <laugh>
     
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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    On the match, let's not pull a city.
     
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  9. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Need to win this really, will be a difficult game.
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    By the time we finish with these mugs, they'll be able to spell their own name properly, the dyslexic bastrds :bandit:

    Or more likely, we'll probably go a goal down early on and spend the rest of the match making the German's seige on Stalingrad look like a 10 minute tea break.
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Mr Missus is Russian so I should be offended at this. But the fact is she would agree with pretty much every word you say.

    Whenever we go on holiday she picks out the worst dressed, worst behaved people in the hotel and identifies them as Russian and is always right. Always.

    Is it racist if you're talking about your own race.

    #askpartblacksuarez
     
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  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    The resort we went to was predominantly Russian. Agree they are very easy to spot as they all dress like we did in the 90's. They also must have a clothing brand over there that has the Union Jack as its emblem as men and women seemingly wore tops emblazoned with it.. Some of the younger women were wearing high heeled trainers... Never knew there was such a thing.
     
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  13. Stan

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    Who is Mr Missus? Is that your Man Wife?
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Thats because you holiday in Russia <whistle>
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Is kick off earlier than usual for this Siberian clash? Just in case I need to blag an "important meeting I need to go to" for work.
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    7.45 kick off
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Thanks HRH. Still think I need that important meeting though... <laugh>
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I'm holding one in the pub from about 19.15 if you fancy joining it?

    Very important, involves ale if sold but if not, some Cider.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've heard lots of people say that. The only Rooskies I've dealt with are scientists, and they all seemed OK. Some of the bints are very fit as well.
     
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  20. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    Undoubtedly we will draw, but Putin will convince the watching world that they won.
     
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