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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Good morning luv.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Rude!
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Have you seen any this year?
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Certainly hasn't seen Fiona's assflaps
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Has anyone ever seen a pair of those?

    #brighton
     
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  7. saintanton

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    On a German Granny site.

    They don't even need to get their kit off.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only the unit's <doh>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I just learned about the existence of the iKettle for sale in Britain now. Thought it was a joke at first.

    Seriously though how common are they? Seems a bit silly unless they can fill themselves.

    /unfortunately kettles in general are very rare in the US. The heathens use microwaves.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Whats different compared to a normal kettle? I imagine you can just turn t on from your phone?
     
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    Basically... Yes. You can change water temp too... So boil for black teas or cooler for green.

    The main selling point though is that you can use an app to boil the kettle from your drive way so it's ready when you enter the house.

    Sucks if you forgot to fill it on way out the door though.
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    If only you could get women that could turn on with your phone <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I sort of see the appeal but it's a bit of a novelty to be fair. I guess it's for people with more money than know what to spend it on, much like the fridge that scans what you put in / take out and can order food if you run out etc.

    Now if you could get an app for your bath that would be far better... get it run so it's ready for you when you walk in <ok>
     
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    iSexDoll...



    Unfortunately that sounds too much like iRobot. I imagine a sex doll that comes to life and starts killing everyone.
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Humans - was a tv programme in recently about robots that looked like humans and had a 'sex' option you could activate.

    Caused es plenty of aeguement about whether you'd have sex with one if they existed.
     
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    ****ing kettles ?! I boil my brew water in a pan on the stove
     
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    So you risk killing yourself behind the wheel as you **** about with your kettle app, in order to save you the ordeal of having to press a button and wait all of 90 seconds when you walk in the door?

    Sounds like the kind of device only a complete ****tard would purchase
     
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    Where can I buy an iKettle?
     
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