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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just catchIng up here.
    He seemed to want to fight Chaos too. What is it with Mackems and their love of fight club. They're all at it <laugh>
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Shut the **** up or i.ll **** in your fryer.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
    Stop pretending, of course you want an invite.
    Who wouldn't when it's JPF in his maids uniform?
     
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  4. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    It's like Royston Vasey on their board.
    If you are a Mackem and disagree with the consensus you are a mag on the wum,
    If you are a mag they wanna fight you (apart from the two pet mags they have in Wij and Cardew)- the latter of the two they have' twigged is a previously banned user <laugh>
     
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  5. Commachio

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    So you are not keen on our board then?
     
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  6. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    Used to be before the lunatics took over the asylum.

    It's now impossible to have a normal conversation over there without abuse and the offer of a fight from the keyboard warriors.

    For what it's worth I have a feeling I've seen you say something similar about the decline of your board before.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    It's just too funny... anybody got any ideas of where I can agree to meet up with him?

    If I say Northumberland Street, but we must fight in the old manner (completely naked and oiled up like the Greeks), do you reckon he'd go for it? <laugh>
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>

    Give it a try.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I may have to pop in for a visit to see what's going down. I ****ing love internet threats.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Oh yeah, well then you and me outside so I can give you a good kicking. And bring a tool (and I don't mean JPF).
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Right come on then big lad, I used to work the doors ya kna. That instantly makes me hard and a complete prick. I'll be outside McDees on Northumberland St in 5 mins. I'm bringing a spanner aka Nev
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Wow I just read Teesside Mackems thread

    He must ave been drinking to make such a plum of himself. My favourite line though which has had me in tears "I'm ripe for an alligator right now" <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    CaptainChaos is a legend
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The Mackem board on a Saturday neet. <laugh>


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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    That's fighting talk you cowardly ****.
    Meet me outside Fenwicks window at 4pm and we'll sort this out man to man.
    Shove yer 'I used to work on the doors' crap.... I used to fit windows, soffits and guttering so there ye gan.
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I see you've already met him too! :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    You dirty bastard
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    Get lost you dirty bastard!
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    What with Nev Donning a kilt and JPF Donning a strap on, the Mafia really are acting strangely.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Sadly the kilt never made the light of day. It appears that making it's way around my waist is a bit more challenging than it was when I got married in it :(

    The bastard nearly sliced me in half when I tried fastening the belt!!
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh>
    Geet fat knacka!
     
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